Ari Matti

I took the bus last week and I sit in the back of the bus and I think I'm alone on the bus until at one point I look to the front and there's another guy there and he has the down syndrome. I'm not saying nothing bad about him. He just got it. And he notices me too. And he starts playing the game with me of whoever looks away first is a pussy. And you know me, dog.

I took the bus last week and I sit in the back of the bus and I think I'm alone on the bus until at one point I look to the front and there's another guy there and he has the down syndrome. I'm not saying nothing bad about him. He just got it. And he notices me too. And he starts playing the game with me of whoever looks away first is a pussy. And you know me, dog.

If you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck you back. So I stare this motherfucker down. And we keep going. I miss my stop. Now who's retarded, huh? And it was one of those buses, you know where the middle part has this slinky accordion? So every time the bus would turn, me and my guy would lose each other. And then every time it straightened out. There he is.

If you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck you back. So I stare this motherfucker down. And we keep going. I miss my stop. Now who's retarded, huh? And it was one of those buses, you know where the middle part has this slinky accordion? So every time the bus would turn, me and my guy would lose each other. And then every time it straightened out. There he is.

If you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck you back. So I stare this motherfucker down. And we keep going. I miss my stop. Now who's retarded, huh? And it was one of those buses, you know where the middle part has this slinky accordion? So every time the bus would turn, me and my guy would lose each other. And then every time it straightened out. There he is.

The only moment when he broke eye contact was because in one of the bus stops from the middle door, a lady enters the bus and she has, I don't even know how to say this, but she's got... They were so big that the tits were on the bus. She almost missed it. You know what I'm saying? And me and my guy, we like both at the same time, we like both look at the tits.

The only moment when he broke eye contact was because in one of the bus stops from the middle door, a lady enters the bus and she has, I don't even know how to say this, but she's got... They were so big that the tits were on the bus. She almost missed it. You know what I'm saying? And me and my guy, we like both at the same time, we like both look at the tits.

The only moment when he broke eye contact was because in one of the bus stops from the middle door, a lady enters the bus and she has, I don't even know how to say this, but she's got... They were so big that the tits were on the bus. She almost missed it. You know what I'm saying? And me and my guy, we like both at the same time, we like both look at the tits.

And brother, when we looked back at each other, The connection we had? That's how perverted men are. It's in our DNA. Because I got a high school diploma and he thinks mirrors are another room. But at that point, we were both like... So ladies, get those milkers out and bring this country together. Thank you so much. Proof.

And brother, when we looked back at each other, The connection we had? That's how perverted men are. It's in our DNA. Because I got a high school diploma and he thinks mirrors are another room. But at that point, we were both like... So ladies, get those milkers out and bring this country together. Thank you so much. Proof.

And brother, when we looked back at each other, The connection we had? That's how perverted men are. It's in our DNA. Because I got a high school diploma and he thinks mirrors are another room. But at that point, we were both like... So ladies, get those milkers out and bring this country together. Thank you so much. Proof.

I mean, people like me, I have an advantage, so.

I mean, people like me, I have an advantage, so.

I mean, people like me, I have an advantage, so.

I was listening, but I had to go. I had to walk. Yeah. Dude, I was starting to bomb. Like, you know when you listen to comedy, you're like, what is stand-up even?

I was listening, but I had to go. I had to walk. Yeah. Dude, I was starting to bomb. Like, you know when you listen to comedy, you're like, what is stand-up even?

I was listening, but I had to go. I had to walk. Yeah. Dude, I was starting to bomb. Like, you know when you listen to comedy, you're like, what is stand-up even?

What are we doing? Exactly.

What are we doing? Exactly.

What are we doing? Exactly.