Ari Matti
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Just 30 bucks. Kill a squirrel. Did you say a BB gun?
Just 30 bucks. Kill a squirrel. Did you say a BB gun?
Great question, Joe Biden. He's from Estonia. Hey, Joe Biden, can you take a moment from pardoning rapists and give me this fucking passport?
Great question, Joe Biden. He's from Estonia. Hey, Joe Biden, can you take a moment from pardoning rapists and give me this fucking passport?
Great question, Joe Biden. He's from Estonia. Hey, Joe Biden, can you take a moment from pardoning rapists and give me this fucking passport?
How do you think this looks for your... Well, I'm nervous about his immigration policies, so I don't know how this will be. The inauguration is on my birthday, though, so very exciting day for all of us, huh? Yeah, absolutely. I do love that Tony keeps saying, we got you, and that the visa things are fine. I haven't got an email, Tony. It's okay. March 15 is coming up.
How do you think this looks for your... Well, I'm nervous about his immigration policies, so I don't know how this will be. The inauguration is on my birthday, though, so very exciting day for all of us, huh? Yeah, absolutely. I do love that Tony keeps saying, we got you, and that the visa things are fine. I haven't got an email, Tony. It's okay. March 15 is coming up.
How do you think this looks for your... Well, I'm nervous about his immigration policies, so I don't know how this will be. The inauguration is on my birthday, though, so very exciting day for all of us, huh? Yeah, absolutely. I do love that Tony keeps saying, we got you, and that the visa things are fine. I haven't got an email, Tony. It's okay. March 15 is coming up.
Well, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you. So I was having a great day, you know, scrolling on Instagram. You know, I was following some titties, you know. Yeah, titties. Yes, Michael gets it. One straight guy. What, you guys don't like titties? And I follow a lot of, you know, bitches with titties. So I follow this one girl. I've been following her for a few years, apparently, you know.
Well, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you. So I was having a great day, you know, scrolling on Instagram. You know, I was following some titties, you know. Yeah, titties. Yes, Michael gets it. One straight guy. What, you guys don't like titties? And I follow a lot of, you know, bitches with titties. So I follow this one girl. I've been following her for a few years, apparently, you know.
Well, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'll tell you. So I was having a great day, you know, scrolling on Instagram. You know, I was following some titties, you know. Yeah, titties. Yes, Michael gets it. One straight guy. What, you guys don't like titties? And I follow a lot of, you know, bitches with titties. So I follow this one girl. I've been following her for a few years, apparently, you know.
And she comes up on my feed. She's a cutie patootie. And I do the usual thing. I'm not a pervert, so I don't message them. I do the usual thing. You scroll like a few pictures, you know. Not all the sexy ones, maybe a few ones with the dog to let them know I like you as a person, you know. You like their photos. Yeah, you scroll back a little. And because I'm verified, it comes up like, you know.
And she comes up on my feed. She's a cutie patootie. And I do the usual thing. I'm not a pervert, so I don't message them. I do the usual thing. You scroll like a few pictures, you know. Not all the sexy ones, maybe a few ones with the dog to let them know I like you as a person, you know. You like their photos. Yeah, you scroll back a little. And because I'm verified, it comes up like, you know.
And she comes up on my feed. She's a cutie patootie. And I do the usual thing. I'm not a pervert, so I don't message them. I do the usual thing. You scroll like a few pictures, you know. Not all the sexy ones, maybe a few ones with the dog to let them know I like you as a person, you know. You like their photos. Yeah, you scroll back a little. And because I'm verified, it comes up like, you know.
So then she ruins my day. This is what she writes to me. She goes, wait, I'll find it.
So then she ruins my day. This is what she writes to me. She goes, wait, I'll find it.
So then she ruins my day. This is what she writes to me. She goes, wait, I'll find it.