Ari Matti
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Podcast Appearances
Turn your back on the saddle, as they say, and see if that old horse still comes, right? Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Which one of you bitches do I gotta marry to get this fucking passport, huh? Can be a guy too, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the gender, I care about the documents. I'll easily suck dick for freedom, you know what I'm saying? And listen, I'm like a professional immigrant. I know everything about visas. I watch 90 Day Fiance like it's game tape, dude.
Okay. Okay. Which one of you bitches do I gotta marry to get this fucking passport, huh? Can be a guy too, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the gender, I care about the documents. I'll easily suck dick for freedom, you know what I'm saying? And listen, I'm like a professional immigrant. I know everything about visas. I watch 90 Day Fiance like it's game tape, dude.
Okay. Okay. Which one of you bitches do I gotta marry to get this fucking passport, huh? Can be a guy too, I don't give a fuck. I don't care about the gender, I care about the documents. I'll easily suck dick for freedom, you know what I'm saying? And listen, I'm like a professional immigrant. I know everything about visas. I watch 90 Day Fiance like it's game tape, dude.
The key that I've learned, the key is pregnancy. That's why Texas is perfect. No abortion? Sounds like a guarantee! Who's trapping who, bitch? But to be fair, knowing my luck, it would be very me that I do get someone pregnant here, but then it turns out she's also an illegal immigrant. now we give birth to a mexican estonian the most useless passport in the world Thank you very much. Hey, hey.
The key that I've learned, the key is pregnancy. That's why Texas is perfect. No abortion? Sounds like a guarantee! Who's trapping who, bitch? But to be fair, knowing my luck, it would be very me that I do get someone pregnant here, but then it turns out she's also an illegal immigrant. now we give birth to a mexican estonian the most useless passport in the world Thank you very much. Hey, hey.
The key that I've learned, the key is pregnancy. That's why Texas is perfect. No abortion? Sounds like a guarantee! Who's trapping who, bitch? But to be fair, knowing my luck, it would be very me that I do get someone pregnant here, but then it turns out she's also an illegal immigrant. now we give birth to a mexican estonian the most useless passport in the world Thank you very much. Hey, hey.
I love a badmint. I don't know. What are some big Estonian sports? They don't have badmint in there? No, we have like, oh, this. Oh, my God. One time I said on this podcast that we don't have any athletes and all the Estonians lost their mind. We have a female disc golf. Oh, what a sport. Yeah, this is a big disc golf crowd. What a stupid sport.
I love a badmint. I don't know. What are some big Estonian sports? They don't have badmint in there? No, we have like, oh, this. Oh, my God. One time I said on this podcast that we don't have any athletes and all the Estonians lost their mind. We have a female disc golf. Oh, what a sport. Yeah, this is a big disc golf crowd. What a stupid sport.
I love a badmint. I don't know. What are some big Estonian sports? They don't have badmint in there? No, we have like, oh, this. Oh, my God. One time I said on this podcast that we don't have any athletes and all the Estonians lost their mind. We have a female disc golf. Oh, what a sport. Yeah, this is a big disc golf crowd. What a stupid sport.
Yeah, it's boring. I think it's cool. Walk around in nature like an asshole with my little discus. Even Red Band just said he thinks it's a cool sport. Yeah, of course Red Band loves that sport. It's all in the wrist.
Yeah, it's boring. I think it's cool. Walk around in nature like an asshole with my little discus. Even Red Band just said he thinks it's a cool sport. Yeah, of course Red Band loves that sport. It's all in the wrist.
Yeah, it's boring. I think it's cool. Walk around in nature like an asshole with my little discus. Even Red Band just said he thinks it's a cool sport. Yeah, of course Red Band loves that sport. It's all in the wrist.
I got my first BB gun. Oh, shit. You can just get them at the store. It's crazy, huh?
I got my first BB gun. Oh, shit. You can just get them at the store. It's crazy, huh?
I got my first BB gun. Oh, shit. You can just get them at the store. It's crazy, huh?
Just 30 bucks. Kill a squirrel. Did you say a BB gun?