Ari Matti

I am so fucking tired of being poor. I'm about to snap. When is it my time? Even if you make a million dollars now, remember when you were a kid, you thought million dollars, that's a fucking summer house in Italy, downtown apartment in Austin. Now a million dollars, woo, one bedroom in Pflugerville. Now I feel bad for millionaires. I'm like, fuck, Chick-fil-A is hiring. I don't know.

When you look at rich people, don't you sometimes feel like you missed a year in school? Like where they talked, where the bag is at, you know? Because my school was like, alphabet, Hitler. And then they were like, okay. Now go pay taxes. What the fuck was algebra? Teach me how to run a scam, you bitch. Remember when we spent three years on a triangle? I'm 32 years old, never even seen one.

When you look at rich people, don't you sometimes feel like you missed a year in school? Like where they talked, where the bag is at, you know? Because my school was like, alphabet, Hitler. And then they were like, okay. Now go pay taxes. What the fuck was algebra? Teach me how to run a scam, you bitch. Remember when we spent three years on a triangle? I'm 32 years old, never even seen one.

When you look at rich people, don't you sometimes feel like you missed a year in school? Like where they talked, where the bag is at, you know? Because my school was like, alphabet, Hitler. And then they were like, okay. Now go pay taxes. What the fuck was algebra? Teach me how to run a scam, you bitch. Remember when we spent three years on a triangle? I'm 32 years old, never even seen one.

Teach me about offshore accounts. And when you meet rich people, I always ask, I always ask, how? And they never say, always some real vague.

Teach me about offshore accounts. And when you meet rich people, I always ask, I always ask, how? And they never say, always some real vague.

Teach me about offshore accounts. And when you meet rich people, I always ask, I always ask, how? And they never say, always some real vague.

You know, rich people love to say like, ah, the right place at the right time.

You know, rich people love to say like, ah, the right place at the right time.

You know, rich people love to say like, ah, the right place at the right time.

I've been everywhere always. Let me in, rich people, come on, let me in the circle. Let's go, I get it. Let's fucking privatize water in Sierra Leone. Let's go, I'm cool. Take me to Epstein Island, let's go. I'll fuck the kids. And keep my mouth shut. The only people who do give you financial advice are dudes who are into crypto, huh?

I've been everywhere always. Let me in, rich people, come on, let me in the circle. Let's go, I get it. Let's fucking privatize water in Sierra Leone. Let's go, I'm cool. Take me to Epstein Island, let's go. I'll fuck the kids. And keep my mouth shut. The only people who do give you financial advice are dudes who are into crypto, huh?

I've been everywhere always. Let me in, rich people, come on, let me in the circle. Let's go, I get it. Let's fucking privatize water in Sierra Leone. Let's go, I'm cool. Take me to Epstein Island, let's go. I'll fuck the kids. And keep my mouth shut. The only people who do give you financial advice are dudes who are into crypto, huh?

How come every guy who tells you about crypto is also on the bus? It's always your friend Tyler with like bong breath. Dude, Bitcoin's coming back. You want to be like, Tyler, the fact that this information has trickled down to you means we're already too late. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you. Wow.

How come every guy who tells you about crypto is also on the bus? It's always your friend Tyler with like bong breath. Dude, Bitcoin's coming back. You want to be like, Tyler, the fact that this information has trickled down to you means we're already too late. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you. Wow.

How come every guy who tells you about crypto is also on the bus? It's always your friend Tyler with like bong breath. Dude, Bitcoin's coming back. You want to be like, Tyler, the fact that this information has trickled down to you means we're already too late. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you. Wow.

Can't announce a tour without a visa.

Can't announce a tour without a visa.

Can't announce a tour without a visa.

I hope so. It's my birthday, Trump. Give me it.