Ari Matti

What's up? Any fat people here? You're fine. I mean like medical fat.

What's up? Any fat people here? You're fine. I mean like medical fat.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

He was fucking fat. I have one fat fuck friend. His name is Matt Fat Fuck. And one day we were talking And I noticed that me and Matt, you know, we have to use the same toilet bowl. And I noticed that the distance from Matt's cock to his asshole is quite a journey. So I ask Matt, what do you do? Do you just fucking shove it in there? And fat fuck Matt goes, no, I gotta choose.

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?

So I ask Matt, okay, so if you go poopy, if you go poopy, does it sometimes happen that piss flies out too onto the floor and shit? Matt looks at me, he goes, oh yeah, all the time. That's what I respect about Matt. That even though he's cleaning up his own piss, he's like, fucking worth it. And then he goes, you think that's bad?

Matt goes, sometimes I come home and I fucking eat so much shit that I every hole shit, piss, and puke. And he has to sit in the bathtub. and just full Coachella. Just fucking. Now that should be the McDonald's commercial. Fuck the hot yoga girl with a burger. Oh my God, Maccas. Put my fat fuck friend Matt in the tub of his own shit, piss and puke and let the camera pan out.

Matt goes, sometimes I come home and I fucking eat so much shit that I every hole shit, piss, and puke. And he has to sit in the bathtub. and just full Coachella. Just fucking. Now that should be the McDonald's commercial. Fuck the hot yoga girl with a burger. Oh my God, Maccas. Put my fat fuck friend Matt in the tub of his own shit, piss and puke and let the camera pan out.

Matt goes, sometimes I come home and I fucking eat so much shit that I every hole shit, piss, and puke. And he has to sit in the bathtub. and just full Coachella. Just fucking. Now that should be the McDonald's commercial. Fuck the hot yoga girl with a burger. Oh my God, Maccas. Put my fat fuck friend Matt in the tub of his own shit, piss and puke and let the camera pan out.

And he just looks at the camera. Still loving it.

And he just looks at the camera. Still loving it.

And he just looks at the camera. Still loving it.

What's up, Tony? What's up, Brian? Hello, Garrett.

What's up, Tony? What's up, Brian? Hello, Garrett.

What's up, Tony? What's up, Brian? Hello, Garrett.

You know I got bad luck. Uh-huh. I was in Florida. Yeah. Fort Myers. Yeah. I found out that the show that, do you know who Tito Ortiz is? Tito Ortiz, yes. Tito Ortiz, former light heavyweight champion, UFC. Yes. Apparently he owns a bar called Tito's Cantina. And the person from Florida tells me, if you drive past this bar and you see a white Rolls Royce outside, that means Tito's in the building.

You know I got bad luck. Uh-huh. I was in Florida. Yeah. Fort Myers. Yeah. I found out that the show that, do you know who Tito Ortiz is? Tito Ortiz, yes. Tito Ortiz, former light heavyweight champion, UFC. Yes. Apparently he owns a bar called Tito's Cantina. And the person from Florida tells me, if you drive past this bar and you see a white Rolls Royce outside, that means Tito's in the building.

You know I got bad luck. Uh-huh. I was in Florida. Yeah. Fort Myers. Yeah. I found out that the show that, do you know who Tito Ortiz is? Tito Ortiz, yes. Tito Ortiz, former light heavyweight champion, UFC. Yes. Apparently he owns a bar called Tito's Cantina. And the person from Florida tells me, if you drive past this bar and you see a white Rolls Royce outside, that means Tito's in the building.