Ari Matti

Then he goes, but the final prize after the pay-per-view is over A championship belt. Wow. And I see this fucking belt, and I love belts. Listen. I love belts. I love belts. I love belts. I see your belt. I'm with you. I'm with you. But it's a big, like, champion belt, you know? I never won in MMA. I'm 0-3, so I need a fucking belt. Me and a belt. I need that belt.

Then he goes, but the final prize after the pay-per-view is over A championship belt. Wow. And I see this fucking belt, and I love belts. Listen. I love belts. I love belts. I love belts. I see your belt. I'm with you. I'm with you. But it's a big, like, champion belt, you know? I never won in MMA. I'm 0-3, so I need a fucking belt. Me and a belt. I need that belt.

Three people at the bar, raffle, belt, championship. So I go, okay, how much the ticket? He goes, 10 bucks a raffle. Unbelievable. One ticket. It's a no brainer. I go, give me 30. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, what? I go, give me 40. So I got... 40 tickets. I got 40 fucking raffle tickets. I spread them out at my bar. Three other fucks. I'm getting this belt. I spread them out at the bar.

Three people at the bar, raffle, belt, championship. So I go, okay, how much the ticket? He goes, 10 bucks a raffle. Unbelievable. One ticket. It's a no brainer. I go, give me 30. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, what? I go, give me 40. So I got... 40 tickets. I got 40 fucking raffle tickets. I spread them out at my bar. Three other fucks. I'm getting this belt. I spread them out at the bar.

Three people at the bar, raffle, belt, championship. So I go, okay, how much the ticket? He goes, 10 bucks a raffle. Unbelievable. One ticket. It's a no brainer. I go, give me 30. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, what? I go, give me 40. So I got... 40 tickets. I got 40 fucking raffle tickets. I spread them out at my bar. Three other fucks. I'm getting this belt. I spread them out at the bar.

I took a selfie to my friends. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to be a champion. You know. I'm high-fiving Tito. Hell yeah. So then, first round, they pull the vodka. Of course I win the vodka. I have all the fucking tickets. Yeah. I'm guessing a bottle of Tito's. Yeah, and fuck the vodka. It's just sprayed out. I don't have carry-on anyway. I want the belt. Exactly. Dude, my flight is at 4 a.m.

I took a selfie to my friends. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to be a champion. You know. I'm high-fiving Tito. Hell yeah. So then, first round, they pull the vodka. Of course I win the vodka. I have all the fucking tickets. Yeah. I'm guessing a bottle of Tito's. Yeah, and fuck the vodka. It's just sprayed out. I don't have carry-on anyway. I want the belt. Exactly. Dude, my flight is at 4 a.m.

I took a selfie to my friends. I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to be a champion. You know. I'm high-fiving Tito. Hell yeah. So then, first round, they pull the vodka. Of course I win the vodka. I have all the fucking tickets. Yeah. I'm guessing a bottle of Tito's. Yeah, and fuck the vodka. It's just sprayed out. I don't have carry-on anyway. I want the belt. Exactly. Dude, my flight is at 4 a.m.

$400.

$400.

$400.

Dude, fuck you. I didn't even get a picture with Tito. Today Tito post, our champ at Tito's Cantina last night. Takes a picture with the retard. He goes, everyone had a great night. Oh, did they? Where's my fucking belt? I didn't even get a t-shirt. Look, this is me and my raffles. This is me and my fucking raffles.

Dude, fuck you. I didn't even get a picture with Tito. Today Tito post, our champ at Tito's Cantina last night. Takes a picture with the retard. He goes, everyone had a great night. Oh, did they? Where's my fucking belt? I didn't even get a t-shirt. Look, this is me and my raffles. This is me and my fucking raffles.

Dude, fuck you. I didn't even get a picture with Tito. Today Tito post, our champ at Tito's Cantina last night. Takes a picture with the retard. He goes, everyone had a great night. Oh, did they? Where's my fucking belt? I didn't even get a t-shirt. Look, this is me and my raffles. This is me and my fucking raffles.

Yeah, dude, I would look... Dude, imagine today I come out.

Yeah, dude, I would look... Dude, imagine today I come out.

Yeah, dude, I would look... Dude, imagine today I come out.

Yo, yo, happy Easter! I love how religious Americans are. On God! Estonia is one of the most atheist countries in the world. You ask an Estonian, do you believe in a higher power? We're like, I don't even believe in myself. Dude, you tell us there's an afterlife, we're like, fuck, there's more? Can I just fucking die? I went on a date with like a religious girl here, she's Catholic.

Yo, yo, happy Easter! I love how religious Americans are. On God! Estonia is one of the most atheist countries in the world. You ask an Estonian, do you believe in a higher power? We're like, I don't even believe in myself. Dude, you tell us there's an afterlife, we're like, fuck, there's more? Can I just fucking die? I went on a date with like a religious girl here, she's Catholic.

Yo, yo, happy Easter! I love how religious Americans are. On God! Estonia is one of the most atheist countries in the world. You ask an Estonian, do you believe in a higher power? We're like, I don't even believe in myself. Dude, you tell us there's an afterlife, we're like, fuck, there's more? Can I just fucking die? I went on a date with like a religious girl here, she's Catholic.