Ari Matty
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
You're meeting creepy guys in the alley.
You're a fucking pizza guy.
So the Mossad tracks this guy down.
They pull up him in a car in Parliament Square, downtown Oslo, blow his head off with a shotgun.
Brains go flying into the guy's friend's hands.
They collect the brains, you know.
Successful mission, you would think.
Six months later, they find out, wrong guy.
Imagine you're at the funeral and your parents are like, what did my son do?
But of course, see, but the downside about the Mossad is they always get caught.
How those guys got caught is after they blow the guy's head off, they took the car back to the rental agency.
That's how Jews get caught.
Yeah, they had like one guy they were after in an apartment building, but they didn't nail which, they tried to nail which floor it was on.
They were like, the whole building goes.