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Ari Matty

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913 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

You're meeting creepy guys in the alley.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

You're a fucking pizza guy.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

So the Mossad tracks this guy down.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They pull up him in a car in Parliament Square, downtown Oslo, blow his head off with a shotgun.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Brains go flying into the guy's friend's hands.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They collect the brains, you know.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

The Mossad disappears.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Successful mission, you would think.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Six months later, they find out, wrong guy.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Regular pizza guy.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Imagine you're at the funeral and your parents are like, what did my son do?

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Black September.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

But of course, see, but the downside about the Mossad is they always get caught.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

How those guys got caught is after they blow the guy's head off, they took the car back to the rental agency.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

That's how Jews get caught.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Yeah, they had like one guy they were after in an apartment building, but they didn't nail which, they tried to nail which floor it was on.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They were like, the whole building goes.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

Yeah, yeah.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

They don't give a fuck.

KILL TONY
#751 - SHANE GILLIS + JOE ROGAN

The Mossad is crazy, Joe.