Ari Matty
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I used to be a child model for a Jewish department store called Wiener's.
Yeah, back in the 90s in Houston.
It was like a dealer's JCPenney, but it was called Wieners.
And I was a child model for them all through the 90s.
Yeah, but I'm pretty buoyant, so it's like, it all works out at a walk.
I went to Home Depot today to pick up a lawnmower.
Man, it's going to be a shame when Trump sends them back.
Over the next four years, price of eggs might go down, but the price of lawn care is going way up.
I'll tell you, if you're ever shopping for an immigrant, get there early.
There was only one left in stock.
One Guatemalan standing there with a paintbrush and a rake.
Texas is great for everybody, although it is still a little segregated by city.
Dallas is for white people, Houston's for black people, San Antonio's for Mexicans, and Austin's for .