Ari Shaffir
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I'm pretty sure I've heard cannons.
jugs jugs jugs sweater puppets fun bags knockers just boobs and tits but a lady saying that that's no lady I'm sure she said she did she said I'm sure you're a fish head Asian wife doesn't have cannons like this fish head that's what he said that's what he said she said damn what's that to me more movies he's claiming it's that
No, no, when she was the boss and she made the guy fuck her.
Oh, I used to yank it to that one.
Oh, God, she was hot.
You can't just do that.
Even in the moment before it came out as a hoax, when they thought it was true, her boss was like, come on, you can't be doing that.
That's about as bad as it got.
Let me see these cannons.
We just got to do our research, due diligence.
I just got to see the cannons.
What a great way to have no one believe you is if you intentionally use words like that.