Ari Shaffir

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

And as soon as I put him down, he fucking scratched me and walked away. It was crazy.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

For real. I'll do that revenge thing.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

She's asleep. Come on down right now. Want to see pictures? Yeah, no. When I found out about soaking, I was like, oh, that's... That's my speed. It's so crazy that they allow them to do that.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.

I was in New York yesterday and there was a white family speaking a language. I'm usually pretty good at picking out what the language is. Yeah. No idea. Really? Probably Estonians. Icelandic or some shit. Whoa. It was something like crazy. Viking. Yeah.

I was hoping I was one of those fucking Irish people that got raped by Vikings. Yeah. It's like, I'm probably a fucking Viking. No, just a fucking mud person.

I was hoping I was one of those fucking Irish people that got raped by Vikings. Yeah. It's like, I'm probably a fucking Viking. No, just a fucking mud person.

I was hoping I was one of those fucking Irish people that got raped by Vikings. Yeah. It's like, I'm probably a fucking Viking. No, just a fucking mud person.

If you put up a flag, you're going to get messages from somebody.

If you put up a flag, you're going to get messages from somebody.

If you put up a flag, you're going to get messages from somebody.

Some dude with a problem with his mom.

Some dude with a problem with his mom.