Ari Shaffir

I'm like, oh, definitely the humane one.

They're like, did you ride them?

That's inhumane.

I'm like, oh yeah, inhumane then.

I don't need to go through the jungle with you.

Yeah, but also, like, you rode them.

I did.

So, like, if you hadn't rode them, you'd be like, I've never ridden an elephant.

It's wild.

I wonder sometimes if these kids, I was talking to Tommy about it, if they'll know later in life how cool their experience was.

It'll be until like the 35 or 40.

They'll be like, oh, I had a great time.

I didn't understand the coolest things I did.

But...

Anyway, they had these hippies would go over the encampment and pick out mushrooms from elephant patties.

And then eventually the people, the herders were like, why do these fucking dreadlock people keep coming in at night and sniffing around our shit?

And then they realized what it was and they go, oh, no, no, no, we'll sell this.

Oh, so they sell it.

Now I don't know because I think they just legalized weed in Thailand.

Did they really?