Ari Shaffir

Anyway, they had these hippies would go over the encampment and pick out mushrooms from elephant patties.

And then eventually the people, the herders were like, why do these fucking dreadlock people keep coming in at night and sniffing around our shit?

And then they realized what it was and they go, oh, no, no, no, we'll sell this.

Oh, so they sell it.

Now I don't know because I think they just legalized weed in Thailand.

Did they really?

But back then when it was illegal...

there were bars that sold you joints and those are the bars that paid the cops.

And so for all intents and purposes, you're fine.

Lame.

I knew someone who worked at the agency she was at, the sports management agency.

Every day they started with 15 minutes of like, hey, before we get into anyone else's business, how are we getting her out?

10 months.

Nine years in a penal colony.

That was a fun one because they just told America, like, hey, guys, keep quiet.

We can get her out.

She's a nothing asset.

Just everyone be quiet.

And the liberal, angry housewives were like, no, I want to say something.

And they all just kept talking.