Ari Shaffir
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I feel like all these middle school girls would try it before they had access to stuff.
When they just wanted to be drama queens.
Like, I took a whole bottle of aspirin.
But your call for attention is there.
Like, let me tell you how to actually do it.
That's when they started doing the seal on top.
If I remember right, they said we found out the problem with one plant, whatever, and we've got it.
And someone else was like, well, okay, I bought this bottle before that happened, so this should be safe.
And then it was like Tylenol or whatever was like covering up how bad it got.
Instead of going, recall everything.
Be awful, evil, but be original.
There's so many of those, like the Tylenol.
We're like, wait, were you guys evilly covering this up and resulting in more deaths?