Ari Shaffir

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

He's being fucked up about it. He needs to leave the room. No, I had that fight in my head when I saw it. Really? Yeah. Two sides of me were going, what the fuck are you watching? This is disgusting. That lady should be put down. And then the other side of me is going, that's fucking nice.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

Plus, you want someone who never says no.

The Ayatollah was into it.

The Ayatollah was into it.

The Ayatollah was into it.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

He was like, I have a religious decree, dude. Trans is fucking sick.

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

I thought you guys better than that. He owes me more money. He owes me money for what?

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

That debt is owed. Oh, I definitely paid him the debt back. I flew him back from the game. He brought confetti onto the fucking flight.

You really are a Jew.

You really are a Jew.