Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Let's go. We're back, boys. We're back. We are back.
We're Comedy Oasis. That's right. What's the story, Morning Glory? It's been almost a year. Wow, it's flying by. What are we, 12 now? Is this 12th episode?
No, I think we're way. 16. What?
I think 40. Damn, that's a lot of drinking. How many times have we played Freebird? Oh, we're playing it again. We're going to go to the exact same episode we always do.
We're going to talk about coming out of the closet.
Play Metallica.
Yeah, play Metallica. R. Kelly. So it turns out that that lady that was a scam, that was fake, the lady who forced the guy to fuck her, was it J.P. Morgan?
What? Yeah, wasn't real.
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts react to recent news stories?
I believe so. Yeah.
Gross. It does read like an Indian guy now that I'm thinking about it. Like a scam? Like the horniest guy ever. Just coming up with the hottest scene.
She called them cannons. Once a lady calls her tits cannons. Have you ever heard of a girl call her tits cannons?
Right. 18-year-old or 16-year-old boy thing.
I've never heard cannons.
Cannons.
I've heard guys talk about a girl's cannons when she's nowhere near them. I've heard cans.
Cans, sure, yeah.
And torpedoes. I've heard cannons, I think.
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Chapter 3: What issues are streamers facing in their confrontations?
But what about these streamers that keep getting beat up? Yeah, they're capable. Oh, is that a thing? Yeah, these streamers are, like, picking fights with people and getting fucked up. Intentionally dangerous. Oh, all right, all right.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a lot of streamers that are getting that fuck beaten out of them. In a good way? Well, I mean, they're provoking people, and occasionally they provoke the wrong person.
They fight club it until somebody picks a fight back with them.
There's this one with Tiki. Tiki fought for the UFC. He's like a top-level trainer, manages fighters. And this streamer kid is in his face telling him he's going to fuck him up. And Tiki's like, oh, really? And he's like, yeah, I'll fuck you up for sure. And then he moves too close to him, and Tiki just cracks him. Is it the elbow? No, I think he punched him.
I don't know if he elbowed him or punched him. It's so hard to tell because it happened so fast. But it's like the dude's in his face. And this is a dude. This guy. Watch this. And he's got a drink in his hand. Damn. Is it an elbow? Slow that down a little bit. That was right on the jaw. It either is a punch or an elbow. It's hard to say because it happened so fast. Yeah, it's an elbow.
Nice elbow. He dropped the drink. What did he say to him? Nice elbow. Are you sure that was an elbow? He said he was going to fuck him up. He said he was going to slap him, I'll slap the shit out of you, something like that. Is that just cause? Yeah, I thought he's the wrong guy to fuck with. Tiki's really good. Tiki Masala. He's big.
Even if he didn't do UFC, I wouldn't walk up to him and be like, what are you going to do, pussy? He's crazy. And he's holding whiskey. Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift towards healthcare and societal issues?
Well, that's probably why he didn't punch him. He was so calm until the second. But he dropped it. He let it go. Yeah. Oh, really? And elbows. Nice technique, too. One more time on that, J-Mo. One more time.
That was a hook the kids really did. Well, the elbows just as powerful, dude. Especially coming out of Tiki. So let's see what he says to him. He said a bunch of shit to him. I said straight up. Are you the guy that got slapped on video? I did, but I'll slap the shit out you, though. Oh, you will? I'm going to show you the inside of the house. I'll make another clip. I'll do that. Seriously?
I'll do that. But some of these streamers, man, they make their whole fucking career out of doing stuff like that. Oh, he got up. Who's that guy? Wow, he got up? It's hard to say what's going on. Or is that the bouncer? It's hard to say what's happening.
It is hard to say. It's not him that got up. It's a girl or something.
Well, I think he probably got up, too, because I see the black jacket. But it seems like he ran in there. That's him. Ran in there after him and threw a couple punches at him. I mean, the fact that he took that is pretty impressive. I'd be done. I would have gone night-night.
Yeah, but you wouldn't have been there. You wouldn't have done that. You would have been going, I'll fucking knock you out.
You would have never done that in the first place. The whole thing is crazy. I'd be like, hey, he was talking more shit on the way up.
But there's so many of these guys that are picking fights. They're just doing anything they can to get attention to go viral. Damn. It's like a nightmare walking down the street and someone's like, what's up, bitch? Oh, boy. Well, I'm going to look like a pussy. I'm not going to do it.
I hate those. It's some guy with his girlfriend at Target and they just start mocking him and mocking the girlfriend, forcing his hand. It sucks. Dude, I'm just trying to shop.
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Chapter 5: What does 'jacking around' mean in comedy?
What does jacking around mean?
He seemed like he hated me.
You got a real talent for jacking around.
You sound like a comic. I go, oh, yeah. He goes, yeah, you got a real talent for jacking around. Jacking around. I don't know what that means, but I'll take it. 70s lingo. Yeah. I mean, he was around the day when Lenny Bruce was around. Oh, yeah. He got arrested at his show. Did he really?
He got arrested with Lenny Bruce? Yeah, they were in the same cop car. Really? It's a big story. That was his hero. Carla came in to shoplift. What? Delete that, Jamie. No. Jamie. Jamie, delete that, please.
That was a dry bomb. Jamie, delete that, please. I didn't catch it. We didn't even know it was a joke.
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Chapter 6: How does the discussion on cancel culture relate to comedy?
We didn't even know you were joking. We all tried to sort it out. Am I messing this? What does he mean by that? Leave it to Israel to bomb.
those guys paved the fucking road tell you that getting arrested for jokes forget a heckler or some blogger what ruined going to jail ruined Lenny Bruce's life totally at the end of his life he was just reading off court transcripts on stage and the people get so bummed out they're like hey tell some jokes yeah like we're here for you to do the thing There's video of it.
I bought video back in the day, VHS tapes of his recordings. And one of the recordings was him on stage in this small club, like just reading off court transcripts. And it was just terrible. It's like guys who get canceled and that's all they talk about.
Right. That's what happens. Yeah. It becomes your thing. It's so crazy. You did an offhanded thing and then now it's your everything. You got beaten one race by a chick and now that's your whole life. by a trans chick. That one.
Wait, what?
That girl who lost who came in fifth at a fucking race by a trans chick.
Hold on a second. That one's kind of fair. Yeah, that's a different thing. She should go, why the fuck is this allowed? Not 10 years later. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?
A comic got beaten in a race?
Not a comic. No, he's talking about the lady. I don't like your analogies. I don't know.
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Chapter 7: What incident involving a principal and a school shooting is discussed?
So he was tracked to a hospital. So the guy who he shot, was the guy punching him? Downs about right.
You know what I'm saying?
If you're punching a guy with no arms and no legs, he's got to do something to fight back. Right. Shoot you. But that's what's weird. It's like, it says... He looks so happy. But if it says he went to a hospital, why did he have to go to a hospital? Mad ride.
Mad rifle. That's what they say.
Riding high in April.
Yeah, it says officer's tracked in the hospital. That's all it says.
Yeah, but why was he in the hospital? So did they get in a fist fight and he pulled the gun on the guy who was beating his ass? Let's get him to a hospital. He's probably fine. They were like, holy shit, take him to an ER. But it's a weird situation. If he was at a hospital, why was he at a hospital? Yeah. We don't know the whole story. I don't know. Anyway, he plays a mean cornhole.
Asked them to pull the body out of the car. They said no. They got out of the car instead, and he drove off with the body still in the car. Oh, boy.
How's he going to get him out of the car? He's got no arms. Is that Bieber in the middle? Yeah.
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Chapter 8: How do the hosts react to the story of the principal tackling the shooter?
I co-starred in a movie with Lohan. She's back.
Oh, good. Lohan and fruit.
You co-starred in a movie with Lohan? Yeah, worst movie of all time. Who was that? Inappropriate comedy. Directed by the Shamwell guy.
Lohan was in that? You were in that?
Lohan. We had an Academy Award winner, Adrian Brody.
What?
What?
Adrian Brody was in that?
That's crazy. The pianist. Who's the chick who got drunk driving who was in Avatar? Boom. That one at the end. Rodriguez. What? I didn't know she got a DUI. Rob Schneider's in that? Oh, but everybody. Who's the middle lady?
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