Ari Shaffir
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Was that you who sent me that, Jamie? Napoleon's hat is up for auction. Yo. Hell yeah.
Every once in a while you hear a Hitler story where you go, God damn, that was pretty sick.
Every once in a while you hear a Hitler story where you go, God damn, that was pretty sick.
Every once in a while you hear a Hitler story where you go, God damn, that was pretty sick.
Yeah, meth. Oh, he's doing meth. The book I read about him, by the end, he was just sitting by his fire, and you just had to listen to him tell stories. And he would be on meth, and he'd be screaming for hours.
Yeah, meth. Oh, he's doing meth. The book I read about him, by the end, he was just sitting by his fire, and you just had to listen to him tell stories. And he would be on meth, and he'd be screaming for hours.
Yeah, meth. Oh, he's doing meth. The book I read about him, by the end, he was just sitting by his fire, and you just had to listen to him tell stories. And he would be on meth, and he'd be screaming for hours.
And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.
And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.
And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah. Look how big.
Yeah, yeah. Look how big.
Yeah, yeah. Look how big.
I thought it was on a toilet.