Ari Shaffir

We're gonna be at the fucking bar. It's gonna be a nightmare. It's gonna be a disaster.

Oh, if you say so.

Oh, if you say so.

Oh, if you say so.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

All right, so last week, I was like, all right, I got to take a week off. Fucking giant storm comes through Texas. My power is out for three days. Wow. Day three, I'm sitting in a hot house going. The only place I can go right now is a bar. Actually, I went right. Kelly's? Yeah, they gave me this shirt. They gave me this on Thursday. There you go. Brian, watch Kelly's shirt.

Kelly's Irish Pub?

Kelly's Irish Pub?

Kelly's Irish Pub?

The place was actually really great.

The place was actually really great.

The place was actually really great.

The owners, they're all Irish.

The owners, they're all Irish.

The owners, they're all Irish.

I think they actually have Irish music, like a live band called. I think it's actually pretty sick. The owner was the fucking man. He gave me a bunch of, yeah, whatever. That's one of the good things about, no, not drugs, not drugs. He gave me some fucking IRA stuff. I don't know if he gets in trouble for that.

I think they actually have Irish music, like a live band called. I think it's actually pretty sick. The owner was the fucking man. He gave me a bunch of, yeah, whatever. That's one of the good things about, no, not drugs, not drugs. He gave me some fucking IRA stuff. I don't know if he gets in trouble for that.

I think they actually have Irish music, like a live band called. I think it's actually pretty sick. The owner was the fucking man. He gave me a bunch of, yeah, whatever. That's one of the good things about, no, not drugs, not drugs. He gave me some fucking IRA stuff. I don't know if he gets in trouble for that.

Wow. I was thinking about buying a fucking Adolf Hitler autograph. You might as well. And I don't know what's better. Get it from Kanye. He'll sell you one. Yeah, but you can buy. You can buy them. They're really expensive, but you can buy an Adolf Hitler autograph. Yeah.