Ari Shaffir

Yeah, meth. Oh, he's doing meth. The book I read about him, by the end, he was just sitting by his fire, and you just had to listen to him tell stories. And he would be on meth, and he'd be screaming for hours.

And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.

And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.

And what he was screaming about was, like, I'm the greatest architect that's ever lived. I shouldn't even be doing this war. Oh, my God. I didn't even want to do it, but fucking Churchill made me. I'm the greatest architect. I'm the best architect that's ever lived. Everybody thinks he thought he was a great artist. He thought he was the greatest architect. Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah. Look how big.

Yeah, yeah. Look how big.

Yeah, yeah. Look how big.

I thought it was on a toilet.

I thought it was on a toilet.

I thought it was on a toilet.

Yeah, that's a myth.

Yeah, that's a myth.

Yeah, that's a myth.

He's like, fellas, I'm going to take a shit.

He's like, fellas, I'm going to take a shit.

He's like, fellas, I'm going to take a shit.

Get down here. I'm going to fucking beat your ass in racquetball with a cane.

Get down here. I'm going to fucking beat your ass in racquetball with a cane.

Get down here. I'm going to fucking beat your ass in racquetball with a cane.

I don't know.