Ari Shaffir

I haven't seen it since I was a boy. Now that I'm looking back on it, this guy's kind of fucking gay as shit. No one else is dancing. I remember being a kid thinking he was the man.

That makes sense.

That makes sense.

That makes sense.

Fuck parade. That really is a fuck parade. 2000 fuck parade Berlin.

Fuck parade. That really is a fuck parade. 2000 fuck parade Berlin.

Fuck parade. That really is a fuck parade. 2000 fuck parade Berlin.

We do love you, Jamie.

We do love you, Jamie.

We do love you, Jamie.

By the way, this is classic Ohio State. They won the title, and they're still babies. Oh, boy. They're still babies. They like winning.

By the way, this is classic Ohio State. They won the title, and they're still babies. Oh, boy. They're still babies. They like winning.

By the way, this is classic Ohio State. They won the title, and they're still babies. Oh, boy. They're still babies. They like winning.

I did see that. That pissed me off. Why not? Because they don't want it to be a night game. Why? Because fans, it's a much more rowdy environment. They want a fucking noon. They want a noon kickoff.

I did see that. That pissed me off. Why not? Because they don't want it to be a night game. Why? Because fans, it's a much more rowdy environment. They want a fucking noon. They want a noon kickoff.

I did see that. That pissed me off. Why not? Because they don't want it to be a night game. Why? Because fans, it's a much more rowdy environment. They want a fucking noon. They want a noon kickoff.

It's Lord's Day. It's coward's work.

It's Lord's Day. It's coward's work.

It's Lord's Day. It's coward's work.

who I hate more than Ohio State did suck this year they're playing at Ohio State Michigan has owned them for no fucking three straight years going into this no yeah three straight yeah and it's just nice to watch a team walk into an entire environment that hates you. Was it? And they're just together, just walking. I mean, it's... And I hate Michigan.