Ari Shaffir

I'd love to tell you I didn't watch this earlier today. Oh, man. This is the fucking Coliseum.

I'd love to tell you I didn't watch this earlier today. Oh, man. This is the fucking Coliseum.

I'd love to tell you I didn't watch this earlier today. Oh, man. This is the fucking Coliseum.

Dude, if I saw Wisconsin going this crazy and I lived in Guatemala, I would go, bro, I gotta walk. I'm going across that fucking desert.

Dude, if I saw Wisconsin going this crazy and I lived in Guatemala, I would go, bro, I gotta walk. I'm going across that fucking desert.

Dude, if I saw Wisconsin going this crazy and I lived in Guatemala, I would go, bro, I gotta walk. I'm going across that fucking desert.

Wow Holy shit This is the big house 70,000 there Holy shit You know I was supposed to perform there This year Yeah Me and Zach Ryan Were gonna do Michigan Stadium Yeah And uh They said no to me But then they Caught you back on I thought Well Notre Dame got me Oh that's right What They said no to you Yeah what the fuck What did you do Fucking some stuff

Wow Holy shit This is the big house 70,000 there Holy shit You know I was supposed to perform there This year Yeah Me and Zach Ryan Were gonna do Michigan Stadium Yeah And uh They said no to me But then they Caught you back on I thought Well Notre Dame got me Oh that's right What They said no to you Yeah what the fuck What did you do Fucking some stuff

Wow Holy shit This is the big house 70,000 there Holy shit You know I was supposed to perform there This year Yeah Me and Zach Ryan Were gonna do Michigan Stadium Yeah And uh They said no to me But then they Caught you back on I thought Well Notre Dame got me Oh that's right What They said no to you Yeah what the fuck What did you do Fucking some stuff

No, this is America giving it to Russia. This is America going, bro, you want to see what's good? Okay.

No, this is America giving it to Russia. This is America going, bro, you want to see what's good? Okay.

No, this is America giving it to Russia. This is America going, bro, you want to see what's good? Okay.

Why is a helicopter right there? It's the end of your empire. Yeah. For real, yo. Look at this. We're all poor. This is Pug.

Why is a helicopter right there? It's the end of your empire. Yeah. For real, yo. Look at this. We're all poor. This is Pug.

Why is a helicopter right there? It's the end of your empire. Yeah. For real, yo. Look at this. We're all poor. This is Pug.

We are not going to kill you. Congratulations. Long-haired gays. All right, wait. I know we're trying to play it out. This is crazy. Keep it coming. I don't want to go home. No, J-Mo. Woodstock 99 corn. All right, we really hit the bottom here. Hold on.

We are not going to kill you. Congratulations. Long-haired gays. All right, wait. I know we're trying to play it out. This is crazy. Keep it coming. I don't want to go home. No, J-Mo. Woodstock 99 corn. All right, we really hit the bottom here. Hold on.

We are not going to kill you. Congratulations. Long-haired gays. All right, wait. I know we're trying to play it out. This is crazy. Keep it coming. I don't want to go home. No, J-Mo. Woodstock 99 corn. All right, we really hit the bottom here. Hold on.

Trust me, daddy. I hate corn.

Trust me, daddy. I hate corn.