Ari Shaffir

I can forgive them for writing men terribly because it's not about the men on purpose. It's about these women and their friendships.

I will tell you, I used to hate the redhead. And then I've realized finally, after seeing the new one. I'm a Miranda. You're Miranda. Yeah. I'm starting to like her. Yeah.

I will tell you, I used to hate the redhead. And then I've realized finally, after seeing the new one. I'm a Miranda. You're Miranda. Yeah. I'm starting to like her. Yeah.

I will tell you, I used to hate the redhead. And then I've realized finally, after seeing the new one. I'm a Miranda. You're Miranda. Yeah. I'm starting to like her. Yeah.

She's the redhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And why does she make sense?

She's the redhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And why does she make sense?

She's the redhead. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And why does she make sense?

In the world. The worst friend. Anytime somebody's like, oh my God, I'm having a terrible time. And she's just leafing. She's like, I know. Right. Somebody stood you up just leafing through like letters. Anyway. So I'm out of cigarettes. Can you believe it? And he was like, no, this is your friend's moment. No.

In the world. The worst friend. Anytime somebody's like, oh my God, I'm having a terrible time. And she's just leafing. She's like, I know. Right. Somebody stood you up just leafing through like letters. Anyway. So I'm out of cigarettes. Can you believe it? And he was like, no, this is your friend's moment. No.

In the world. The worst friend. Anytime somebody's like, oh my God, I'm having a terrible time. And she's just leafing. She's like, I know. Right. Somebody stood you up just leafing through like letters. Anyway. So I'm out of cigarettes. Can you believe it? And he was like, no, this is your friend's moment. No.

And it's like, he's a bad guy. Yeah.

And it's like, he's a bad guy. Yeah.

And it's like, he's a bad guy. Yeah.

I mean, I think they both should have just murdered her. Also, the guy was like, you're just constantly starting fights with me. I see it from big side. But also, he's not the guy for you.

I mean, I think they both should have just murdered her. Also, the guy was like, you're just constantly starting fights with me. I see it from big side. But also, he's not the guy for you.

I mean, I think they both should have just murdered her. Also, the guy was like, you're just constantly starting fights with me. I see it from big side. But also, he's not the guy for you.

Too way too early.

Too way too early.

Too way too early.

And he's just like, what, lady? I mean, her blowjobs must have been so epic for him to put up with that. And every time he comes over, he's like, we're late. Let's go. And she's like, I'm getting ready. I can't pick out which shoes I want. And then he lights up a cigar, which is like an hour and a half smoke. And I'm like, you're already late. This is crazy. This doesn't make any sense.