Ari Shaffir

And he's just like, what, lady? I mean, her blowjobs must have been so epic for him to put up with that. And every time he comes over, he's like, we're late. Let's go. And she's like, I'm getting ready. I can't pick out which shoes I want. And then he lights up a cigar, which is like an hour and a half smoke. And I'm like, you're already late. This is crazy. This doesn't make any sense.

And he's just like, what, lady? I mean, her blowjobs must have been so epic for him to put up with that. And every time he comes over, he's like, we're late. Let's go. And she's like, I'm getting ready. I can't pick out which shoes I want. And then he lights up a cigar, which is like an hour and a half smoke. And I'm like, you're already late. This is crazy. This doesn't make any sense.

Yeah. Like, what are you doing? She just shows up to where his parents are. I'm like, this is out of line, lady. You can't be doing this.

Yeah. Like, what are you doing? She just shows up to where his parents are. I'm like, this is out of line, lady. You can't be doing this.

Yeah. Like, what are you doing? She just shows up to where his parents are. I'm like, this is out of line, lady. You can't be doing this.

It was pretty brutal.

It was pretty brutal.

It was pretty brutal.

Oh, it's because we run out of weed, we get real upset.

Oh, it's because we run out of weed, we get real upset.

Oh, it's because we run out of weed, we get real upset.

Six times more likely?

Six times more likely?

Six times more likely?

Damn, that's good math.

Damn, that's good math.

Damn, that's good math.

Yeah, what's cardiovascular? Is that even a word?

Yeah, what's cardiovascular? Is that even a word?

Yeah, what's cardiovascular? Is that even a word?