Ari Shaffir

That's how he would say it? No, he said nuclear. Nuclear. Oh, nuclear's wrong. Sorry, buddy.

That's how he would say it? No, he said nuclear. Nuclear. Oh, nuclear's wrong. Sorry, buddy.

Nuclear. Nuclear's wrong. Yeah. Nuclear. Nuclear power? You don't think he knew? No, it's nuclear power. Nuclear power. No matter what you put on it, it's always going to be nuclear.

Nuclear. Nuclear's wrong. Yeah. Nuclear. Nuclear power? You don't think he knew? No, it's nuclear power. Nuclear power. No matter what you put on it, it's always going to be nuclear.

Nuclear. Nuclear's wrong. Yeah. Nuclear. Nuclear power? You don't think he knew? No, it's nuclear power. Nuclear power. No matter what you put on it, it's always going to be nuclear.

But they were like, you don't think he knew how to pronounce that? His father was the president. You don't think he knew and he heard nuclear around the house? They told him to mispronounce that so he could be relatable. Wow, you think? Yeah. Damn. He went to like an Ivy League school. That's true, huh? He would have been shaken of that.

But they were like, you don't think he knew how to pronounce that? His father was the president. You don't think he knew and he heard nuclear around the house? They told him to mispronounce that so he could be relatable. Wow, you think? Yeah. Damn. He went to like an Ivy League school. That's true, huh? He would have been shaken of that.

But they were like, you don't think he knew how to pronounce that? His father was the president. You don't think he knew and he heard nuclear around the house? They told him to mispronounce that so he could be relatable. Wow, you think? Yeah. Damn. He went to like an Ivy League school. That's true, huh? He would have been shaken of that.

Yeah, I bet it wasn't that bald guy. What's his name? He's like the main one. Carville? James Carville? Oh, yeah. He's cool. Not him. He would have done something better. He would have done something cool. He's out of Louisiana. Yeah, that's right. I went up to him once. I was like, how do you talk to a celebrity? There's no way. I don't know how to do it.

Yeah, I bet it wasn't that bald guy. What's his name? He's like the main one. Carville? James Carville? Oh, yeah. He's cool. Not him. He would have done something better. He would have done something cool. He's out of Louisiana. Yeah, that's right. I went up to him once. I was like, how do you talk to a celebrity? There's no way. I don't know how to do it.

Yeah, I bet it wasn't that bald guy. What's his name? He's like the main one. Carville? James Carville? Oh, yeah. He's cool. Not him. He would have done something better. He would have done something cool. He's out of Louisiana. Yeah, that's right. I went up to him once. I was like, how do you talk to a celebrity? There's no way. I don't know how to do it.

They know I'm talking to them because they're them. Not just like, oh, hey, cool shirt, and didn't know who it was, you know? So I saw him at a commercial shoot once, and I was like, what do I say? I'm like, I know. He used to call into sports radio in D.C., and he had a great thing, like always bet on the home underdog if there were more than seven points. And I was like, that's what I'll say.

They know I'm talking to them because they're them. Not just like, oh, hey, cool shirt, and didn't know who it was, you know? So I saw him at a commercial shoot once, and I was like, what do I say? I'm like, I know. He used to call into sports radio in D.C., and he had a great thing, like always bet on the home underdog if there were more than seven points. And I was like, that's what I'll say.

They know I'm talking to them because they're them. Not just like, oh, hey, cool shirt, and didn't know who it was, you know? So I saw him at a commercial shoot once, and I was like, what do I say? I'm like, I know. He used to call into sports radio in D.C., and he had a great thing, like always bet on the home underdog if there were more than seven points. And I was like, that's what I'll say.

I was like, hey, I used to listen to you on WTEM with Kornheiser way back. And he goes, oh, cool. I'm like, fuck, fuck, even that.

I was like, hey, I used to listen to you on WTEM with Kornheiser way back. And he goes, oh, cool. I'm like, fuck, fuck, even that.

I was like, hey, I used to listen to you on WTEM with Kornheiser way back. And he goes, oh, cool. I'm like, fuck, fuck, even that.

And it's so obvious what you're trying to do.

And it's so obvious what you're trying to do.

And it's so obvious what you're trying to do.