Ari Shaffir

They all try to laugh louder. So maybe he'll join in with our joviality. I see it with Rogan sometimes. I bet you get it too. You sit and I'm like, oh, cool. Nobody's in this bar. I was like, I didn't just fill up. Yeah. It's like word got out. Theo Vaughn's there.

They all try to laugh louder. So maybe he'll join in with our joviality. I see it with Rogan sometimes. I bet you get it too. You sit and I'm like, oh, cool. Nobody's in this bar. I was like, I didn't just fill up. Yeah. It's like word got out. Theo Vaughn's there.

They all try to laugh louder. So maybe he'll join in with our joviality. I see it with Rogan sometimes. I bet you get it too. You sit and I'm like, oh, cool. Nobody's in this bar. I was like, I didn't just fill up. Yeah. It's like word got out. Theo Vaughn's there.

We got like 20 minutes normal and then it's over.

We got like 20 minutes normal and then it's over.

We got like 20 minutes normal and then it's over.

And I'm like, I was sitting there. All right. Fucking take it.

And I'm like, I was sitting there. All right. Fucking take it.

And I'm like, I was sitting there. All right. Fucking take it.

Just like we were from high school together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you want this – it's never going to be that. It's never going to be like – the best was Dice one time. I met some guy. And he goes, oh, we should hang out. He's just some fan. And Dice is like, you know how he is. He's like, sure, give me your number.

Just like we were from high school together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you want this – it's never going to be that. It's never going to be like – the best was Dice one time. I met some guy. And he goes, oh, we should hang out. He's just some fan. And Dice is like, you know how he is. He's like, sure, give me your number.

Just like we were from high school together. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you want this – it's never going to be that. It's never going to be like – the best was Dice one time. I met some guy. And he goes, oh, we should hang out. He's just some fan. And Dice is like, you know how he is. He's like, sure, give me your number.

And Dice called him and texted him 35 times a day, bothered him at work to the point where the guy's like, hey, Andrew, I'm working right now. He goes, oh, yeah, work's tough. It's like I remember a couple jobs I had when I was younger. And he's like, Andrew, I've got to go back to work. The guy just regretted trying to be friends with him. Yeah, that's hilarious. It does suck.

And Dice called him and texted him 35 times a day, bothered him at work to the point where the guy's like, hey, Andrew, I'm working right now. He goes, oh, yeah, work's tough. It's like I remember a couple jobs I had when I was younger. And he's like, Andrew, I've got to go back to work. The guy just regretted trying to be friends with him. Yeah, that's hilarious. It does suck.

And Dice called him and texted him 35 times a day, bothered him at work to the point where the guy's like, hey, Andrew, I'm working right now. He goes, oh, yeah, work's tough. It's like I remember a couple jobs I had when I was younger. And he's like, Andrew, I've got to go back to work. The guy just regretted trying to be friends with him. Yeah, that's hilarious. It does suck.

I heard Brody Stevens went back there and either didn't know or now that I realize, probably somebody told him. And he went back and was like, oh, you're not expecting to see anybody, let alone Johnny fucking Depp. And he goes, oh. And then I heard Depp had this way to offset. He goes, hi, I'm Johnny. How you doing? Or I'm John. Yeah. And then Brody's like, Johnny Depp, yes, heard of him.

I heard Brody Stevens went back there and either didn't know or now that I realize, probably somebody told him. And he went back and was like, oh, you're not expecting to see anybody, let alone Johnny fucking Depp. And he goes, oh. And then I heard Depp had this way to offset. He goes, hi, I'm Johnny. How you doing? Or I'm John. Yeah. And then Brody's like, Johnny Depp, yes, heard of him.

I heard Brody Stevens went back there and either didn't know or now that I realize, probably somebody told him. And he went back and was like, oh, you're not expecting to see anybody, let alone Johnny fucking Depp. And he goes, oh. And then I heard Depp had this way to offset. He goes, hi, I'm Johnny. How you doing? Or I'm John. Yeah. And then Brody's like, Johnny Depp, yes, heard of him.

He must have been like, this guy's been weird in front of me. Like, no, no, no, that's just who he is. He's going to hang himself soon. Don't worry about that.

He must have been like, this guy's been weird in front of me. Like, no, no, no, that's just who he is. He's going to hang himself soon. Don't worry about that.