Ari Shaffir
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Podcast Appearances
Joe's taking it. You got one month out of the year where you get horny. That kid better watch out for you, dude.
Joe's taking it. You got one month out of the year where you get horny. That kid better watch out for you, dude.
Joe's taking it. You got one month out of the year where you get horny. That kid better watch out for you, dude.
You're going to be out in the woods hunting that motherfucker.
You're going to be out in the woods hunting that motherfucker.
You're going to be out in the woods hunting that motherfucker.
You know they go somebody's fucking pet and
You know they go somebody's fucking pet and
You know they go somebody's fucking pet and
They eat mostly pets. My cat was out there and I was watching TV one night and I heard them all screaming. I heard like screaming for a little and I was like, the fuck was that? And then I walked outside and my cat was like laying on the ground and there were just three coyotes circling him. And I don't run out there. I'm so scared. I was like, hey, get the fuck out of here.
They eat mostly pets. My cat was out there and I was watching TV one night and I heard them all screaming. I heard like screaming for a little and I was like, the fuck was that? And then I walked outside and my cat was like laying on the ground and there were just three coyotes circling him. And I don't run out there. I'm so scared. I was like, hey, get the fuck out of here.
They eat mostly pets. My cat was out there and I was watching TV one night and I heard them all screaming. I heard like screaming for a little and I was like, the fuck was that? And then I walked outside and my cat was like laying on the ground and there were just three coyotes circling him. And I don't run out there. I'm so scared. I was like, hey, get the fuck out of here.
But I picked my cat up and he was purring. It was very weird. It was really sweet.
But I picked my cat up and he was purring. It was very weird. It was really sweet.
But I picked my cat up and he was purring. It was very weird. It was really sweet.
He got fucking mauled by something.