Ari Shaffir

Oh, yeah. I had a school nearby me called Robert E. Lee Junior High School. I wonder if it's still called that. Probably changed it. Probably changed it. Erasing history. To Bobby Lee. Yeah. Bobby Lee College of Dropouts. Dude, how does Bobby Lee not have an elementary school named after him? You gotta. You still look kind of like you're in one. You could go undercover, Bob.

Oh, yeah. I had a school nearby me called Robert E. Lee Junior High School. I wonder if it's still called that. Probably changed it. Probably changed it. Erasing history. To Bobby Lee. Yeah. Bobby Lee College of Dropouts. Dude, how does Bobby Lee not have an elementary school named after him? You gotta. You still look kind of like you're in one. You could go undercover, Bob.

Oh, yeah. I had a school nearby me called Robert E. Lee Junior High School. I wonder if it's still called that. Probably changed it. Probably changed it. Erasing history. To Bobby Lee. Yeah. Bobby Lee College of Dropouts. Dude, how does Bobby Lee not have an elementary school named after him? You gotta. You still look kind of like you're in one. You could go undercover, Bob.

Just shave that stupid stache. You could go undercover. You look young.

Just shave that stupid stache. You could go undercover. You look young.

Just shave that stupid stache. You could go undercover. You look young.

Yeah, just these giant meals. You ever go to eat with Bobby? He just, like, fills up the table. And you're like, oh, is this for us? He goes, oh, no, you can order, too. Bobby eats like Ralphie Mae. He's a principal. He shows up once a year over Zoom.

Yeah, just these giant meals. You ever go to eat with Bobby? He just, like, fills up the table. And you're like, oh, is this for us? He goes, oh, no, you can order, too. Bobby eats like Ralphie Mae. He's a principal. He shows up once a year over Zoom.

Yeah, just these giant meals. You ever go to eat with Bobby? He just, like, fills up the table. And you're like, oh, is this for us? He goes, oh, no, you can order, too. Bobby eats like Ralphie Mae. He's a principal. He shows up once a year over Zoom.

You trying to educate him? I don't think I'm allowed to tell you, but.

You trying to educate him? I don't think I'm allowed to tell you, but.

You trying to educate him? I don't think I'm allowed to tell you, but.

One of the top three things.

One of the top three things.

One of the top three things.

But that's crazy. You got to talk to gays, bro. I talked to Mateo. Because you can't get it. We got a force field now. Oh, they do? Oh, PrEP drugs. Yeah, PrEP. So it's like they just can't get it. So it's back to 80s. Let's fuck. Let's be gay the way gay was meant to be. Yeah. Let's fuck in the back of the church. Let's fuck anywhere gays are. They'll fuck anywhere, huh? They just go for it.

But that's crazy. You got to talk to gays, bro. I talked to Mateo. Because you can't get it. We got a force field now. Oh, they do? Oh, PrEP drugs. Yeah, PrEP. So it's like they just can't get it. So it's back to 80s. Let's fuck. Let's be gay the way gay was meant to be. Yeah. Let's fuck in the back of the church. Let's fuck anywhere gays are. They'll fuck anywhere, huh? They just go for it.

But that's crazy. You got to talk to gays, bro. I talked to Mateo. Because you can't get it. We got a force field now. Oh, they do? Oh, PrEP drugs. Yeah, PrEP. So it's like they just can't get it. So it's back to 80s. Let's fuck. Let's be gay the way gay was meant to be. Yeah. Let's fuck in the back of the church. Let's fuck anywhere gays are. They'll fuck anywhere, huh? They just go for it.

Imagine just... I had a guy trying to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam. You did? Yeah. And the guy was gay? I...

Imagine just... I had a guy trying to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam. You did? Yeah. And the guy was gay? I...