Ari Shaffir

Imagine just... I had a guy trying to jerk me off in the back of a bus in Vietnam. You did? Yeah. And the guy was gay? I...

I'm listening. It's a little cold. I'll eat half and send it back. But I like that joke. I'll eat half that joke and send it back. Hold on. Almost done? There's a hair in there. That's the biggest problem with Jews going bald. They can't send soup back. Sorry, Howie. You're right.

I'm listening. It's a little cold. I'll eat half and send it back. But I like that joke. I'll eat half that joke and send it back. Hold on. Almost done? There's a hair in there. That's the biggest problem with Jews going bald. They can't send soup back. Sorry, Howie. You're right.

I'm listening. It's a little cold. I'll eat half and send it back. But I like that joke. I'll eat half that joke and send it back. Hold on. Almost done? There's a hair in there. That's the biggest problem with Jews going bald. They can't send soup back. Sorry, Howie. You're right.

Is this where the president's at?

Is this where the president's at?

Is this where the president's at?

The eight. Yeah. I miss it. It was like a real thing at United People. United Nation of AIDS.

The eight. Yeah. I miss it. It was like a real thing at United People. United Nation of AIDS.

The eight. Yeah. I miss it. It was like a real thing at United People. United Nation of AIDS.

Well, it turns out they never got the cure. They just got a pretty much a vaccine. You did it.

Well, it turns out they never got the cure. They just got a pretty much a vaccine. You did it.

Well, it turns out they never got the cure. They just got a pretty much a vaccine. You did it.

That's wild. I mean, what's that new drug that makes you lose weight? Ozempic. Ozempic. That's that. They just rebranded. AIDS. Zima did it. They went to Trulia and White Claw. They were smart.

That's wild. I mean, what's that new drug that makes you lose weight? Ozempic. Ozempic. That's that. They just rebranded. AIDS. Zima did it. They went to Trulia and White Claw. They were smart.

That's wild. I mean, what's that new drug that makes you lose weight? Ozempic. Ozempic. That's that. They just rebranded. AIDS. Zima did it. They went to Trulia and White Claw. They were smart.

Zima was just an early White Claw. Zima gives me, what happened there gives me hope for society. because you're within a 10, 15 year age of me, you remember Zima. And it was like, it's like there's a cooler stuff, and you reach for Zima, people are like, you sure you wanna do that in front of people? You're gonna be called gay for a long time. And you're like, okay, I won't.

Zima was just an early White Claw. Zima gives me, what happened there gives me hope for society. because you're within a 10, 15 year age of me, you remember Zima. And it was like, it's like there's a cooler stuff, and you reach for Zima, people are like, you sure you wanna do that in front of people? You're gonna be called gay for a long time. And you're like, okay, I won't.

Zima was just an early White Claw. Zima gives me, what happened there gives me hope for society. because you're within a 10, 15 year age of me, you remember Zima. And it was like, it's like there's a cooler stuff, and you reach for Zima, people are like, you sure you wanna do that in front of people? You're gonna be called gay for a long time. And you're like, okay, I won't.

We went away, and then Truly or White Club, whichever the first one came back, and we all kinda made a deal, like let's not call each other gay.