Ari Shaffir

It's a cockfighting of the, I wonder who would win.

How about midget versus gay? We got to make odds on all these things. Three midgets, two gays. You know, what's the like over under? Ooh, three midgets versus two gays? And then what kind of gays are we talking about? Is it like luck of the draw? No.

How about midget versus gay? We got to make odds on all these things. Three midgets, two gays. You know, what's the like over under? Ooh, three midgets versus two gays? And then what kind of gays are we talking about? Is it like luck of the draw? No.

How about midget versus gay? We got to make odds on all these things. Three midgets, two gays. You know, what's the like over under? Ooh, three midgets versus two gays? And then what kind of gays are we talking about? Is it like luck of the draw? No.

Mateo can take somebody. He's strong enough. He's very strong. Yeah, but can he fight? And can he fight down?

Mateo can take somebody. He's strong enough. He's very strong. Yeah, but can he fight? And can he fight down?

Mateo can take somebody. He's strong enough. He's very strong. Yeah, but can he fight? And can he fight down?

Is that crazy to say that? Looks a little like Shane in the face. He's dressed like Mencia and he's got a face like Shane.

Is that crazy to say that? Looks a little like Shane in the face. He's dressed like Mencia and he's got a face like Shane.

Is that crazy to say that? Looks a little like Shane in the face. He's dressed like Mencia and he's got a face like Shane.

That's Shane, bro. That's Shane, bro. He's one of my friends. That's Shane. Tell me it's not.

That's Shane, bro. That's Shane, bro. He's one of my friends. That's Shane. Tell me it's not.

That's Shane, bro. That's Shane, bro. He's one of my friends. That's Shane. Tell me it's not.

That's what I'm wondering. Do you not feel... Melatonin, you know, helps you go to sleep? Not melatonin. Melatonin?

That's what I'm wondering. Do you not feel... Melatonin, you know, helps you go to sleep? Not melatonin. Melatonin?

That's what I'm wondering. Do you not feel... Melatonin, you know, helps you go to sleep? Not melatonin. Melatonin?

But then, like, sleeping pills will become addictive. Melatonin's like, it's fine. So there's not opioids in here?

But then, like, sleeping pills will become addictive. Melatonin's like, it's fine. So there's not opioids in here?

But then, like, sleeping pills will become addictive. Melatonin's like, it's fine. So there's not opioids in here?

Well, they said the thing with oxycodone, whatever, was that they were like, well, what about getting off it? Like, we haven't seen any problem with that. And they go, did you test for that? And they go, no, we did not. And so it's like, how do you know how hard it is to withdraw? You've never tested it.