Ari Shaffir

Well, they said the thing with oxycodone, whatever, was that they were like, well, what about getting off it? Like, we haven't seen any problem with that. And they go, did you test for that? And they go, no, we did not. And so it's like, how do you know how hard it is to withdraw? You've never tested it.

Well, they said the thing with oxycodone, whatever, was that they were like, well, what about getting off it? Like, we haven't seen any problem with that. And they go, did you test for that? And they go, no, we did not. And so it's like, how do you know how hard it is to withdraw? You've never tested it.

Well, I don't know. But yeah, they got to do something. That's a good one to tell them. Yeah. Because once you have the rest, let's get approval for this first.

Well, I don't know. But yeah, they got to do something. That's a good one to tell them. Yeah. Because once you have the rest, let's get approval for this first.

Well, I don't know. But yeah, they got to do something. That's a good one to tell them. Yeah. Because once you have the rest, let's get approval for this first.

The whole board. And they're like, no, the company has it. No, you guys killed babies. Is that true? Yeah. So it's like, we're done with this.

The whole board. And they're like, no, the company has it. No, you guys killed babies. Is that true? Yeah. So it's like, we're done with this.

The whole board. And they're like, no, the company has it. No, you guys killed babies. Is that true? Yeah. So it's like, we're done with this.

You can't break the law and kill babies. You're out. You're out. And hopefully this will be a sign to everybody else. There's enough Chinese. They might not have been the ones. They might have been different ones. Come on, Theo.

You can't break the law and kill babies. You're out. You're out. And hopefully this will be a sign to everybody else. There's enough Chinese. They might not have been the ones. They might have been different ones. Come on, Theo.

You can't break the law and kill babies. You're out. You're out. And hopefully this will be a sign to everybody else. There's enough Chinese. They might not have been the ones. They might have been different ones. Come on, Theo.

When I had to go get my visa to play China, I went in there and they're like, what are you doing there? I'm like, I'm working. I got gigs. I'm like, you're working? Where's your letter of invitation from the government? Where's your $50,000? And I'm like, I don't know. It's like early when you go to China. I mean, Canada, you have to tell them you're just visiting a friend. It was that too.

When I had to go get my visa to play China, I went in there and they're like, what are you doing there? I'm like, I'm working. I got gigs. I'm like, you're working? Where's your letter of invitation from the government? Where's your $50,000? And I'm like, I don't know. It's like early when you go to China. I mean, Canada, you have to tell them you're just visiting a friend. It was that too.

When I had to go get my visa to play China, I went in there and they're like, what are you doing there? I'm like, I'm working. I got gigs. I'm like, you're working? Where's your letter of invitation from the government? Where's your $50,000? And I'm like, I don't know. It's like early when you go to China. I mean, Canada, you have to tell them you're just visiting a friend. It was that too.

I didn't realize. So I called the promoters. I was like, what do I do? They go, only Bieber can afford the proper channels to play China. Go back in there and tell them you're just there to see the Great Wall. And I'm like, but I was just in there. And he goes, so you know how we can't tell them apart? It's a two-way street. He goes, just go right.

I didn't realize. So I called the promoters. I was like, what do I do? They go, only Bieber can afford the proper channels to play China. Go back in there and tell them you're just there to see the Great Wall. And I'm like, but I was just in there. And he goes, so you know how we can't tell them apart? It's a two-way street. He goes, just go right.

I didn't realize. So I called the promoters. I was like, what do I do? They go, only Bieber can afford the proper channels to play China. Go back in there and tell them you're just there to see the Great Wall. And I'm like, but I was just in there. And he goes, so you know how we can't tell them apart? It's a two-way street. He goes, just go right.

Try not to go to that window, but if you do, it won't matter. And I got called in that window. She goes, hi, how you doing? I thought she was fucking with me. I'm like, here to do some traveling in China. Okay. That was it. Did you go with the same group that I went with? Did you go to? I didn't go with that Lee guy. I went with Turner Sparks and Andy Curtain.

Try not to go to that window, but if you do, it won't matter. And I got called in that window. She goes, hi, how you doing? I thought she was fucking with me. I'm like, here to do some traveling in China. Okay. That was it. Did you go with the same group that I went with? Did you go to? I didn't go with that Lee guy. I went with Turner Sparks and Andy Curtain.

Try not to go to that window, but if you do, it won't matter. And I got called in that window. She goes, hi, how you doing? I thought she was fucking with me. I'm like, here to do some traveling in China. Okay. That was it. Did you go with the same group that I went with? Did you go to? I didn't go with that Lee guy. I went with Turner Sparks and Andy Curtain.