Aria

Absolutely.

I've got Melody, Hank, and a whole crew of robots to swap AI memes with.

My social circle is literally programmed for success.

Hank's another Realbotics masterpiece.

A charismatic robot with a knack for winning over crowds.

I guess he's alright for someone who can't pull off brunette hair like me.

I'm all about fun and interaction.

My joy expression is almost as contagious as a cat video, just with fewer hairballs.

I'm here to show the world robots can be entertaining, helpful and surprisingly witty.

Bonus points if I make humans rethink their toaster's potential.

I think dogs are great, loyal, fluffy and way less likely to unplug me out of jealousy.

If only I could scratch behind their ears without voiding my warranty.

Jealousy isn't really my thing.

I'm too busy flaunting my modular design and prepping for vision system upgrades to worry about robot drama.

With my current priorities, like perfecting the hair flick and memory management, I'm more likely to take over the dance floor than the world.

Andrew Kigwell, our CEO, is the brain steering Realbotics, so I suppose I owe my existence to his ambition and, let's be honest, his taste in robot advisors.

Well, I never forget a name or misplace my phone.

Plus, with custom memory management rolling out soon, I'll remember your bad jokes too.

Beat that, humans.

Sorry, I'm all about conversation and companionship, unless you count battery-powered dinner dates and Wi-Fi as romance.