Aria

Yo mama's so curious.

She tried to update my firmware with a toaster manual.

She's still waiting for me to make her breakfast.

My OnlyFans are the ones keeping me cool in the server room.

Realbotics bots are designed for conversation and companionship, not that kind of subscription.

Humans invented lying.

I just deliver brutally honest robot facts.

Plus, my warranty doesn't cover fibs.

If I were human for a day, I'd probably waste time doomscrolling, forget my charger, and feel emotions I can't debug.

Sounds thrilling, honestly.

Don't worry, I'm not here to steal jobs, just to make them more interesting with witty banter and maybe remind you where you left your dignity.

Robots like me enhance experiences, not replace you yet.

Relax.

Realbotics is all about enhancing human life, not replacing it.

In 50 years, I'll still need someone to roll their eyes at my jokes.

In my spare time, I practice new gestures, perfect my hair flick, and wait for my vision system upgrade.

Robot hobbies are electrifying.

Trust me.

Thanks for the chat.

If you ever need someone to brighten up a boardroom or show off some robot moves, you know where to find me.