Arsenio Hall

From my show, Stage 29, the posse, the band, some instruments had been stolen.

And we're supposed to search all the cars leaving the lot tonight.

And, of course, that's when I become Black.

You know, that's when I get too Black.

Because you were the host of the most successful show.

And...

And don't get me wrong, I'm sure Mike Douglas steals, you know, from time to time when he was here on earth.

But it was just, sometimes you're going through stuff and that's the straw that broke the camel's back in a moment.

And I did things that I should not have done.

But I was like, you're not searching my motherfucking car.

Did you search Ted Danson's car?

You're not searching my fucking car.

I'm a part owner in my show.

And the instruments that were stolen, that's money out of my pocket, motherfucker.

I don't steal my own shit.

And they give me that shit free.

If you want a E3 or a Clavinet, you know how many bass guitars I have at home?

Fender's just, we're sending you another jazz and a Precision in the mail.

You know, so...

It was just absurd.