Arturo

Okay, well, good luck, John.

Oh my god. This is perfect. It's so fitting.

Oh my god. This is perfect. It's so fitting.

It's a pretty good one.

It's a pretty good one.

That's what I was afraid of. I'm going to be double the personality trait. Double stupid. Yeah.

That's what I was afraid of. I'm going to be double the personality trait. Double stupid. Yeah.

My name's Ladle L. You can just call me Ladle for short. I grew up in a soup house. My folks were the masters of muktuk stew. So I ate a whole lot of muktuk. I'm so cheerful, I'm double cheerful. I'm double cheerful and optimistic. So I'm not too worried about this dragon. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. And, you know, so what I knew is that the key to a good mug tuck is steel.

My name's Ladle L. You can just call me Ladle for short. I grew up in a soup house. My folks were the masters of muktuk stew. So I ate a whole lot of muktuk. I'm so cheerful, I'm double cheerful. I'm double cheerful and optimistic. So I'm not too worried about this dragon. I'm sure everything will turn out fine. And, you know, so what I knew is that the key to a good mug tuck is steel.

Is that you just gotta use cheese just past expiration. You know, that's my secret, I think. What's your name? My name is Ladle, spelled Ladle. You can ignore the L-E-L at the end. Ladle-ell. My parents were memers on Reddit at an unfortunate time.

Is that you just gotta use cheese just past expiration. You know, that's my secret, I think. What's your name? My name is Ladle, spelled Ladle. You can ignore the L-E-L at the end. Ladle-ell. My parents were memers on Reddit at an unfortunate time.

My weapon of choice is a giant ladle. that I've reflavored from a mom, and I'm double cheerful and optimistic, and my greatest achievement is that I'm so good at eating muktuk, I won silver medal at a muktuk eating contest, and that's the best one, because we're silver dragon ballers.

My weapon of choice is a giant ladle. that I've reflavored from a mom, and I'm double cheerful and optimistic, and my greatest achievement is that I'm so good at eating muktuk, I won silver medal at a muktuk eating contest, and that's the best one, because we're silver dragon ballers.

That's canonically true, gold in second place. I got first, which is silver. I got a giant fucking spoon, so I eat a lot of muktuk, which if you don't know, it's made from whale blubber. I came from a long line of harvesters of whales. Anyway, everything's going to be fine, folks.

That's canonically true, gold in second place. I got first, which is silver. I got a giant fucking spoon, so I eat a lot of muktuk, which if you don't know, it's made from whale blubber. I came from a long line of harvesters of whales. Anyway, everything's going to be fine, folks.

Can we call you Z for short? And what's your weapon of choice? You can call him. It's like Lazy Boy. Laz-y. That's how I wrote it. He's like a one-piece character.

Can we call you Z for short? And what's your weapon of choice? You can call him. It's like Lazy Boy. Laz-y. That's how I wrote it. He's like a one-piece character.

Hey, hey, hey, fellas. The name's Arturo, but that's dumb as fuck, so you can call me Artie, all right?

Hey, hey, hey, fellas. The name's Arturo, but that's dumb as fuck, so you can call me Artie, all right?

Call me Artie, all right? Jeez. Yeah, Artie. And I'm a bit of a pugilist, a bit of a brawler, and you can see that, you know, I'm a little greedy.