Arturo

Call me Artie, all right? Jeez. Yeah, Artie. And I'm a bit of a pugilist, a bit of a brawler, and you can see that, you know, I'm a little greedy.

Well, everybody knows that I use illicit dragonborn drugs. Heavily. And I'm greedy because drugs are expensive. I'm known for the fact that... I like bigger gals, to the point of I once fucked and then married a Yeti.

Well, everybody knows that I use illicit dragonborn drugs. Heavily. And I'm greedy because drugs are expensive. I'm known for the fact that... I like bigger gals, to the point of I once fucked and then married a Yeti.

That's true.

That's true.

Um, and, uh... Oh gosh, I get it! Uh, and my, uh... My, I think my weapons would be two large, like, dragon claw gauntlets. Ooh. Okay. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Um, and, uh... Oh gosh, I get it! Uh, and my, uh... My, I think my weapons would be two large, like, dragon claw gauntlets. Ooh. Okay. Yeah. Hell yeah.

I was without a road trip! with my wife and a Yeti, and it was terrible. One was a beast that was super hairy and bad breath and really male tempered, and the other was a Yeti.

I was without a road trip! with my wife and a Yeti, and it was terrible. One was a beast that was super hairy and bad breath and really male tempered, and the other was a Yeti.

Gosh, I think it's going to all work out fine. That dragon's probably gonna leave us alone if we, you know, once it's had enough.

Gosh, I think it's going to all work out fine. That dragon's probably gonna leave us alone if we, you know, once it's had enough.

Shucks, they're screaming with joy. And there's no place I'd rather be with my pals already lazy and sorry. Here on the top of the mountain. And you know what? Even if there's rough stuff happening down below, it sure is a nice view.

Shucks, they're screaming with joy. And there's no place I'd rather be with my pals already lazy and sorry. Here on the top of the mountain. And you know what? Even if there's rough stuff happening down below, it sure is a nice view.

Well, the plan is we go down there and we kill it, because it's coming for us next.

Well, the plan is we go down there and we kill it, because it's coming for us next.

Of course we'll win. Yeah, exactly right. It can't beat us. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way we could lose. You always got to look on the bright side of life. Unless... Ooh. Unless what? It's under all of our weaknesses. Gosh, well, that means that it'll see us as more vulnerable, kind companions that'll let us go.

Of course we'll win. Yeah, exactly right. It can't beat us. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way we could lose. You always got to look on the bright side of life. Unless... Ooh. Unless what? It's under all of our weaknesses. Gosh, well, that means that it'll see us as more vulnerable, kind companions that'll let us go.

Yeah, you always... I want you all to know that. You always mention it. I keep mentioning it because I mean... It always comes up in conversation.

Yeah, you always... I want you all to know that. You always mention it. I keep mentioning it because I mean... It always comes up in conversation.

Absolutely. I thought that movie was man, given the subject matter and all. Conflict of interest. Well, all I know is that whatever we decide to do, it'll be the right decision. Listen, the one thing we can all say for sure, okay, is that we've all had sex. Okay? You've had sex?