Ash Kelley

fucking winston mosley can go fuck himself 100 rest in distress bitch yeah fuck you because the fact that he came back go fuck yourself the fact that he was scared off and then came back is really scary it's also just like that's a fucking predator yeah um what's your fun fact so most people are petting cats the wrong way how am i supposed to pet my cat

Apparently research shows that they will tolerate it for food and attention, like they're just dealing with it.

But the safest spots to do it are under their chin, their cheeks, and the base of their ears.

The worst, their belly and the base of their tail.

There you go.

That makes sense.

So yeah.

Thanks for that.

Pet your cat accordingly.

Pet your cat correct.

Come correct.

We like it.

Unplanned.

They don't fuck around.

That's why American kids are just such assholes.

We don't get scared into not being assholes.

You know, it's where we went wrong.

He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.

So, yeah.

Like, I don't even get the point of that.