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Ash Kelley

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3209 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Why does he need to see you when you're sleeping?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Santa, get away.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Santa, calm down.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Santa, why don't you have any chill?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Gene Simmons-esque?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Excuse me.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

What?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Oh, I thought it was only the bad kids.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Well, drowning would suck.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

I feel like hell would just be like, you know.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

I love that you're like, wait.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

He puts them in a sack?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

I mean... Like, that's fucked up.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That is fucked up.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

I'm not interested.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Krampus number 612 hit me in the face with that branch.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Krampus 4, settle down.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

God, Krampus.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Like it's a fucking 5K.