Ash Kelley
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Is your family running in the Krabbesnacht?
It reminds me of that video online that's like that... The cat with like the rainbows coming out of its ass.
Be nice to the less fortunate or you will be eaten by a cat.
It's like a Dolce & Gabbana fisher cat from hell.
It's Joan Rivers reincarnated in cat form from hell.
But she's going to tell you when your shit is not right.
Okay, that's like the dopest would you rather question ever.
Would you rather be disemboweled and filled with hot garbage?
Or would you rather be disemboweled and filled with rocks and straw?
Oh, I'd say rocks and straw because I'm not trying to put no garbage in my bod.
Taco Bell is kind of hot garbage.
Taco Bell is something that is unexplainable.
Well, it's not going to happen now, so.