Menu
Sign In Search Podcasts Charts People & Topics Add Podcast API Blog Pricing

Ash Kelley

👤 Speaker
3209 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It's like a turkey trot.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Is your family running in the Krabbesnacht?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It reminds me of that video online that's like that... The cat with like the rainbows coming out of its ass.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Be nice to the less fortunate or you will be eaten by a cat.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It's like a Dolce & Gabbana fisher cat from hell.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It's Joan Rivers reincarnated in cat form from hell.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

But she's going to tell you when your shit is not right.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Okay, that's like the dopest would you rather question ever.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Would you rather be disemboweled and filled with hot garbage?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Or would you rather be disemboweled and filled with rocks and straw?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Oh, I'd say rocks and straw because I'm not trying to put no garbage in my bod.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Are you sure?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

No, not hot garbage.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Taco Bell is kind of hot garbage.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Taco Bell is something that is unexplainable.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It is not garbage.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

You're hot garbage.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah, how dare you?

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

We lost a sponsor.

Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Well, it's not going to happen now, so.