Ash Kelley
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Well, they get to live with Joan Rivers.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Like, what would happen if they found out that you did?
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
We have that in common, stub.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I relate so hard to these guys.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
These are just all my different personalities.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You ever heard of Yankee Candle Candle Stealer?
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
At least they're not murdering and eating you.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Yeah, that's just, like, you don't need to be eating other people's kids.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You could probably just eat some of your own.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Yeah, just eat some of your own.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You have, like, 70 to spare.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Well, I also have a couple that I can't say any of them, so...
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
My first one is Belsnickel.