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Ash Kelley

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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That is my favorite name.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

That's actually what I'm naming my firstborn.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

It kind of just reminds me of Snickers.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Hey, Belsnickel.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Okay, so Belsnickel is a man from southwestern German lore.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah, I feel like that's where they're all from.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

But he traveled to the United States and he lived on in Pennsylvania in Dutch customs.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Or Pennsylvania Dutch.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Is that a thing?

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Yeah, the Pennsylvania Dutch.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So he comes to children sometimes before Christmas and he wears like old clothes and like raggedy fur clothes.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And he carries a switch, kind of like Krampus, to frighten the kids.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Always a switch.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

But he also has candy.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Oh, well, at least he has candy, too.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

To reward them for their good behavior.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

So if you're like a little bitch, he's going to hit you with a switch.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

And if you want candy, he'll give you some.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

Probably.

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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers

In modern day retelling of the story, the switch is only used for noise to warn the kids that they have to be good before Christmas.