Ash Kelley
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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And he, like, just, like, fucked up Mr. Father Whipper.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Like, he was just like, fuck you.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And now his job is to dispense punishment to bad children on St.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Nicholas Day, just like all these other peeps.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
As if they didn't have enough people to deal out punishments.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I feel like yours went a lot better than mine did, but you know what?
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
I think I'm going to stay here for the holidays.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
The holidays are supposed to be magical.
Morbid
The Atlanta Ripper
I was playing hide and go seek with one of them the other day and we were hiding in a closet and she just kept going, on the monopia.