Ash Kelley
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Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Well, he's a butcher, too, because he butchers the peeps.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
They put some in the pies.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He be in the kitchen cooking pies with his baby, yeah.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You're not going to get that because you don't listen to rap.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
There's this rapper called Fetty Wap, and he's like, I be in the kitchen cooking pies with my baby.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And so is Sweeney Dodd, okay?
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
That's where they actually, that's where they got it from.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Futard and his wife lured three boys.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Father Whipper and his wife.
Morbid
Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Father Whipper and his wife lured three boys into the butcher shop.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
he chopped them and they sprinkled some salt on them because you must season your meat yeah yeah but saint nick came to the rescue resurrected the boys and oh so he's a necromancer now yeah saint nick is everything oh my damn