Ash Kelley
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
My third one is going to sound really shitty when I say it.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
And I bet this isn't how you say their name.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Just throw like a ha ha on there.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So he's French and his name translates into Father Whipper.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So we'll just call him that.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Yeah, just call him Father Whipper.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
So the legend begins with an evil butcher who carved children to eat.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
You know, as most legends do.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
As most fucking butchers do, you know.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
Have you ever seen Sweetie Todd?
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
But him and his wife lured three boys into his butcher shop and
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
He was a barber, by the way.
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Oh, well, I haven't seen many musicals.
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Episode Revisit: Santa’s Dark Helpers
The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.