Ash Kelley

I don't like it.

And it's going to get so much scarier.

Renesmee's a freak.

Renesmee in part two is going to be the thing that your sleep paralysis demon has nothing on Renesmee in part two.

Your sleep paralysis demon is a top model compared to Renesmee.

Because when...

when we see jacob imprint on renesme to his knees and he just has visions of this beautiful adult renesme but here's the thing it's beautiful adult renesme it's weird and her wig is weird too it is why can't they just find a pretty girl with long hair wigs why can't they just find a pretty girl with long hair just get a good wig there's good wigs yeah i've seen you might not even need it you found victoria yeah the first one gorgeous hair

But then he just falls to his knees and will do anything to be with that baby in seven years.

Meanwhile, that baby just shit its pants.

Meanwhile, that baby just breathed its first breath.

Like, it's literally being fed by Rosalie because it can't feed itself.

And you fell to your knees thinking about it as a beautiful adult woman that you can't wait to be with.

Also, you also has no choice in the matter.

Yep.

And you hate vampires.

Yeah.

That's half them.

Like that baby's drinking blood.

Yeah.

Not breast milk.