Ash Kelley

Yeah.

It's weird as fuck.

It's the weirdest movie.

Like, this has got to be the... Stephanie Meyer's mind is a dark place.

We've got to study it, man.

It's crazy.

It's fucked up.

I've got to be like, girl, tell me what's going on in there.

Then we get to the end, by the way.

Make sure you watch past the credits if you didn't know the first time.

So past the credits, we get...

probably my favorite part of the twilight series i love arrow he is funny love him uh i love marcus he's wonderful marcus is just so tortured i love him and we have is it bianca yes bianca the secretary comes in and she hands a note to arrow and it's a note that because she's a secretary she wrote down carlisle had contacted them and said that they have a new addition to the family

So he reads the note and when he says it, he's like, Carlisle has contacted us.

And he looks up and he says, with an S, Bianca.

She spelled Carlisle wrong.

He's like, you can't spell.

He's like, wow, dummy.

And that they added somebody new.

He immediately has two vampires kill Bianca because he says, for the spelling and the grammar.

He said the grammar too was bad.