Ashley Darby

You know, it's like, what did we used to talk about before this?

What was our life like before?

Like, what did we talk about?

Or just like what kind of like bonds you two together in your relationship outside of like raising a family and getting older and whatnot.

That it's just like if she was like, you know, I don't want to live the rest of my life ordering sundaes and having this man steal my cherry.

Then I get it.

We support you either way.

We love you.

Well, we had a jam-packed episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City last night.

And here's your rapid recap if you missed it.

We pick back up with these incredible women in Greece and it's Mother's Day.

Merida thinks that Whitney and Heather are mean girls probably because they're blonde and also because she's more eloquent and smarter than and closer to her kids than them.

Whitney can't understand why Meredith is mad at her for calling her an alcoholic and a pill popper.

Meredith then ditches Whitney, Heather, and Brittany during their Greek cooking lesson, but she's contractually obligated to attend because she's in heels and can't walk back to the villa.

However, don't worry because she is grumpy and not being able to talk to Brooks on Mother's Day, and she does make sure everyone knows that.

Then everyone links up at the cooking event, and Lisa spins all the group's issues into Whitney and Meredith.

Whitney apologizes for calling Meredith an alcoholic and a pill popper, but does make sure that everyone knows she's still concerned about it.

Angie says Elektra doesn't identify as Greek, but she does identify as a horse girl.

Bronwyn reveals she has kissed a handful of girls and has done more than that with them.

Then she kisses Whitney Chastley, which could mean nothing.