Ashley

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

Birth-wise.

Birth-wise.

Birth-wise.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.