Ashley

Always. That's your repeat customer.

Always. That's your repeat customer.

Always. That's your repeat customer.

So this takes place in Albuquerque. Actually, I think y'all were filming Employee of the Month when this took place.

So this takes place in Albuquerque. Actually, I think y'all were filming Employee of the Month when this took place.

So this takes place in Albuquerque. Actually, I think y'all were filming Employee of the Month when this took place.

I was in high school. And mind you, I lost sleep last night. I have not told but one person this story in 23 years since it happened.

I was in high school. And mind you, I lost sleep last night. I have not told but one person this story in 23 years since it happened.

I was in high school. And mind you, I lost sleep last night. I have not told but one person this story in 23 years since it happened.

I'm about 16. I had wrecked a motorcycle. Had to have surgery. Along with surgery comes pain medication. Happened to wake up the day after the surgery. I'd also come down with mono.

I'm about 16. I had wrecked a motorcycle. Had to have surgery. Along with surgery comes pain medication. Happened to wake up the day after the surgery. I'd also come down with mono.

I'm about 16. I had wrecked a motorcycle. Had to have surgery. Along with surgery comes pain medication. Happened to wake up the day after the surgery. I'd also come down with mono.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Street bike. I raced all through high school and partway through college.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

Not drinking enough water. My throat hurts. I'm trying to get food down, taking Tylenol on top of it for a fever. It's just this whole perfect storm of things. About nine, 10 days in, I haven't pooped.

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.