Ashley

I'm like super duper impacted. My doctor's like, you need to put her on some stool softeners. That should help. And if that doesn't work, try a laxative. So we do that over the course of a couple of days. Finally, I'm like, I got to go. Of course, it's the day that my parents have 15 people over for Bible study. My bathroom is the guest bathroom. I managed to go in there, give birth.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

It's essentially labor because it's hard. Two weeks worth. Oh, my God. My best friend was like, you should make a Play-Doh model so they can see. So I get this thing out. I look in the toilet and I'm like, this isn't going anywhere. Sure, sure. Try to flush it. It's not budget.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

Now I'm like, okay, I can't go out there and ask for a plunger. I can't leave it here. People are going to want to use this bathroom. I'm looking through the cabinets going, maybe I can break it up and get it down. I find this solo cup. It's under the cabinet that I had left under there from one of my secret parties. Decide I'm going to fish this thing out.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

It's bad enough if my parents have to see it, but if all my friends' parents from church have to see it. So I fished this thing out and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to open the window and toss it, I guess.

Birth-wise.

Birth-wise.

Birth-wise.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Can you believe that was in your body? I don't know how I didn't have some kind of rectal prolapse. Giving birth was not even as bad. We'll say that. So I take the screen off the window, toss it out. On our side yard were all these juniper bushes. And so no one ever went over there, tossed it in there and thought, it'll rain, it'll snow, it'll go away. The problem is gone.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

Go about my life, go back to school. Everything's perfect. Seven months down the road, my parents decided they're going to clear out that side yard. My mom was rescuing turtles or something at the time. And so she wanted this space for these tortoises. I pull out these bushes. Lo and behold, this thing has petrified. So it's just lying there. Oh.

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.