Ashley

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

So I hear my mom come inside and she's like, I don't know who would poop in our side yard.

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

And my dad is going, I don't know. It must've been a contractor. He's of course thinking that this had to come out of a man. I'm like, what did I do? So I go out and I'm like, what happened? What are you guys doing?

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

Why didn't it get washed away? It's the desert. They don't get enough rain. It snowed and just like froze it and then it was there. It turned into an icicle. I agreed. I was like, it must have been one of these workers, one of the roofers maybe.

To this day, I am now 38 years old, about to be 39. I've never spoken a word of this, but to one person. We feel so lucky.

To this day, I am now 38 years old, about to be 39. I've never spoken a word of this, but to one person. We feel so lucky.

To this day, I am now 38 years old, about to be 39. I've never spoken a word of this, but to one person. We feel so lucky.

Literal dirty work.

Literal dirty work.

Literal dirty work.

I think that's the female take. I can promise you my husband would have been like, cover it in epoxy. Let's save it. Let's just put it in a case. That's record.

I think that's the female take. I can promise you my husband would have been like, cover it in epoxy. Let's save it. Let's just put it in a case. That's record.

I think that's the female take. I can promise you my husband would have been like, cover it in epoxy. Let's save it. Let's just put it in a case. That's record.

One, it kind of made me never want to take it again. But even later on with future injuries, I realized it makes me so sick. I can't take opiates at all.

One, it kind of made me never want to take it again. But even later on with future injuries, I realized it makes me so sick. I can't take opiates at all.

One, it kind of made me never want to take it again. But even later on with future injuries, I realized it makes me so sick. I can't take opiates at all.