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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Regardless, Trump is not gonna go driving a hard bargain on Ukraine's behalf, and that's fine. But as long as Ukraine is an equal member of this peace process, they'll get some of what they want.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Yikes! That's like when my dentist asks if I floss. That's an interesting question. I gotta go. Okay, so this is not looking good for Ukraine. Imagine not even being invited to your own peace negotiations. It's like if your wife told you she wanted a threesome and then asked what night she'll be away on business. Have so much fun, sweetie. I'm strong enough for this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Yikes! That's like when my dentist asks if I floss. That's an interesting question. I gotta go. Okay, so this is not looking good for Ukraine. Imagine not even being invited to your own peace negotiations. It's like if your wife told you she wanted a threesome and then asked what night she'll be away on business. Have so much fun, sweetie. I'm strong enough for this.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

It's okay, I had it coming after Vegas. Now, you might think it's unfair to put Ukraine in this position after they were the ones invaded, but that's not exactly how Trump sees things.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

It's okay, I had it coming after Vegas. Now, you might think it's unfair to put Ukraine in this position after they were the ones invaded, but that's not exactly how Trump sees things.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Not a good war to go into? They were invaded. It wasn't their idea. Little advice for the back of Abraham Lincoln's head. Don't get hit by a bullet. Not smart. Look. Here. Clearly, this is going to be a complex negotiation, and it couldn't have come at a worse time for Trump, because he's also busy with his second job.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Not a good war to go into? They were invaded. It wasn't their idea. Little advice for the back of Abraham Lincoln's head. Don't get hit by a bullet. Not smart. Look. Here. Clearly, this is going to be a complex negotiation, and it couldn't have come at a worse time for Trump, because he's also busy with his second job.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Last week, he declared himself the chairman of Washington's Kennedy Center for the Arts, the government's premier arts institution. And if you're thinking, wait, Trump is completely unqualified to think about art, don't worry. He brought along an equally unqualified board to help him out.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Last week, he declared himself the chairman of Washington's Kennedy Center for the Arts, the government's premier arts institution. And if you're thinking, wait, Trump is completely unqualified to think about art, don't worry. He brought along an equally unqualified board to help him out.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

He was elected by a board that he recently shook up, replacing appointees by Democratic presidents with Trump loyalists. As for the board, it now includes Attorney General Pam Bondi, Second Lady Usha Vance, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scamino, Alison Letnick, who's the Commerce Secretary's wife.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

He was elected by a board that he recently shook up, replacing appointees by Democratic presidents with Trump loyalists. As for the board, it now includes Attorney General Pam Bondi, Second Lady Usha Vance, Chief of Staff Susie Wiles, Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scamino, Alison Letnick, who's the Commerce Secretary's wife.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Okay, okay. First of all, what's up with this photo? Oh, you need a headshot of Mr. Scavito? Unfortunately, the only picture that exists of him is from when he walked in on his parents bumping uglies. But hey, Donald Trump loves arts and entertainment, and you could hear his genuine passion in a phone call he had with the board.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

Okay, okay. First of all, what's up with this photo? Oh, you need a headshot of Mr. Scavito? Unfortunately, the only picture that exists of him is from when he walked in on his parents bumping uglies. But hey, Donald Trump loves arts and entertainment, and you could hear his genuine passion in a phone call he had with the board.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

I think we're going to do something very special. It got very wokey, and some people were not happy with it, and some people refused to go, and we're not going to have that. We're going to have something that will be very, very exciting, and we'll do things both physically and in every other way to make the building look even better. I think we're going to make it hot.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

I think we're going to do something very special. It got very wokey, and some people were not happy with it, and some people refused to go, and we're not going to have that. We're going to have something that will be very, very exciting, and we'll do things both physically and in every other way to make the building look even better. I think we're going to make it hot.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

We made the presidency hot, so this should be easy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

We made the presidency hot, so this should be easy.

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

I'm sorry, hot? Only Trump would look at a building and go, eh, un-

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

I'm sorry, hot? Only Trump would look at a building and go, eh, un-

The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Recapping Trump's Second First 100 Days - Part 1

President Trump has made a series of false assertions blaming Ukraine for starting the war.