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A federal judge has just temporarily blocked President Trump's order attempting to end birthright citizenship. The judge in this case is saying that they have been on the bench for over four decades. And this is a quote from the judge inside the courtroom. I can't remember another case where the question presented is as clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does the Constitution have to do with this? The Constitution is for gun stuff, okay? Who died to make this woke activist a judge, huh? Oh. Ronald Reagan. That liberal cuck. This judge has been judging for four decades and has never seen something, and I quote, so blatantly unconstitutional. I mean, that's like the judge equivalent of a Kendrick diss track.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What does the Constitution have to do with this? The Constitution is for gun stuff, okay? Who died to make this woke activist a judge, huh? Oh. Ronald Reagan. That liberal cuck. This judge has been judging for four decades and has never seen something, and I quote, so blatantly unconstitutional. I mean, that's like the judge equivalent of a Kendrick diss track.

All the other judges were like, oh, shit! We concur! Usually the judge says this is constitutional or unconstitutional, okay? But this is, like, next-level unconstitutional. This is like if you took a pregnancy test and it said you are the least pregnant anyone's ever been in 40 years. But Trump doesn't expect all these executive orders to pass legal scrutiny.

All the other judges were like, oh, shit! We concur! Usually the judge says this is constitutional or unconstitutional, okay? But this is, like, next-level unconstitutional. This is like if you took a pregnancy test and it said you are the least pregnant anyone's ever been in 40 years. But Trump doesn't expect all these executive orders to pass legal scrutiny.

He's signing those things the way, like, guys swipe right on every Tinder profile, okay? Yo, he just needs one or two to hit, and that's the weekend, baby! Okay? The point is, Trump is going to try whatever he can to shut the border down. And last night, Trump sat down for some conversation and light manspreading with Sean Hannity to explain why.

He's signing those things the way, like, guys swipe right on every Tinder profile, okay? Yo, he just needs one or two to hit, and that's the weekend, baby! Okay? The point is, Trump is going to try whatever he can to shut the border down. And last night, Trump sat down for some conversation and light manspreading with Sean Hannity to explain why.

In an Oval Office sit-down last night, President Trump repeated false claims that other countries are sending their prisoners here.

In an Oval Office sit-down last night, President Trump repeated false claims that other countries are sending their prisoners here.

You did do that. Like, three days ago. With the... With the Gen 6 thing, remember? That guy handed you all those cheesecake factory menus and you signed them all? That was the thing. But look, Trump doesn't care whether migrants are technically criminals or not because he can tell just by looking at them.

You did do that. Like, three days ago. With the... With the Gen 6 thing, remember? That guy handed you all those cheesecake factory menus and you signed them all? That was the thing. But look, Trump doesn't care whether migrants are technically criminals or not because he can tell just by looking at them.

Breaking news, old man not fan of tattoos. And yeah, probably the guys with face tattoos aren't going to be bankers. But maybe bankers should have face tattoos. I mean, one teardrop for every loan application they've denied. Hey, stay clear of JP Morgan. That guy's loco.

Breaking news, old man not fan of tattoos. And yeah, probably the guys with face tattoos aren't going to be bankers. But maybe bankers should have face tattoos. I mean, one teardrop for every loan application they've denied. Hey, stay clear of JP Morgan. That guy's loco.

Friday night massacre. Late Friday night purge. A chilling purge. The purge.

Friday night massacre. Late Friday night purge. A chilling purge. The purge.

No!

No!

He can't just fire these people.

He can't just fire these people.

There is a specific law that requires notice, 30 days, and a statement of reasons. Substantive and detailed rationale.